I heard there was an action card
that Marin played to catch you off guard
but you don't really care for Throne Room, do you?
Well it goes like this: the fourth, the fifth,
the cantrips draw and the Warehouse sifts!
No villages, but actions, Hallelujah!
Hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah...
The engine's strong, but you needed proof
You thought the "Silver test" was truth
Too many times Big Money overthrew you!
But then he plays his Market Squares
and Highways too, it can't be fair
when every Buy's a Province, Hallelujah!
Hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah...
Baby I've been there before
I skipped the Amb and I lost the war
It isn't shuffle luck that went and screwed you
I've seen you down on the leaderboard
with all the engines you ignored
Of course you called them "broken", Hallelujah?
Hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah...
Now after this, I hope you know
Big Money's often far too slow.
You don't think BM-Smithy's strongest, do you?
Remember Minions stalling you?
Conspirators were active too,
and every card he drew was hallelujah!
Hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah...
Well maybe there's no engine here
but that won't stop the engine-eers
so please don't curse because "someone outdrew you".
It's not a skill learned overnight
I hope one day you will see the light
and build engines out of nothing, hallelujah!
Hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah...