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Re: Dominion song parodies
« Reply #50 on: January 10, 2013, 06:40:06 pm »
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I believe that you would have STABLES STABLES after every 12 Chapels, not after 44.  At least until the Witches.  It's been a while though.
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Re: Dominion song parodies
« Reply #51 on: January 10, 2013, 07:42:42 pm »
+14

A duck walked up to a gaming store
And he said to the man
Running the store
"Hey... got any Guilds?"

The man said "No, we just sell Base
But it's fun and it's fresh and it's really well made
Can I get you a stack?
The duck said, "That's whack."

Then he waddled away
(waddle waddle)
Till the very next day

When the duck walked up to the gaming store
and he said to the man
running the store
"Hey, got any Guilds?"

The man said "no, like I said yesterday
We just sell Base Dominion, OK?
You want to give it a try?"
The duck said "Good bye."

Then he waddled away
(waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away
(waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away
(waddle waddle)
Till the very next day
(Buh-duh-buh-BA-da-ba-bum)

When the duck walked up to the gaming store
And he said to the man
Running the store,
"Hey, got any Guilds?"

The man said "Look, this is getting old
I mean, Base Dominion's all we've ever sold
Why not give it a go?"
The duck said, "How about no!"

Then he waddled away
(waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away
(waddle waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away
(waddle waddle)
Till the very next day
(Buh-duh-buh-BA-da-ba-bum)

When the duck walked up to the gaming store
And he said to the man
Running the store
"Hey, got any Guilds?"

The man said "That's it, duck!
If you don't stay away I'll glue you to a tree and leave you there all day stuck
So don't get too close!"
The duck said "Adios!"

Then he waddled away
(waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away
(waddle waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away
(waddle waddle)
Till the very next day
(Buh-duh-buh-BA-da-ba-bum)

When the duck walked up to the gaming store
And he said to the man
Running the store
"Hey, got any glue?"

"What?"

"Got any glue?"

"No, it's a gaming store, why would I -- oh."

"Then one more question for you...
Got any Guilds?"
(Bah-duh-buh, buh-DA-buh)

Then the man just stopped, and he started to smile
And he started to laugh, and he laughed for a while
And he said "Come on duck, let's go to RGG.com
I'll pre-order you Guilds, so you won't have to ask any more"

So they went to the site and the man ordered Guilds
Addressed to the duck and the duck said
"No thanks... but you know what sounds good
it would make my day
Do you think that site...
Do you think that site...
Do you think that site...
Has any Base?"

Then he waddled away
(waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away
(waddle waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away



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Re: Dominion song parodies
« Reply #52 on: January 10, 2013, 10:29:34 pm »
+2

...Duck...

I'm torn between +1'ing this, and hating you for posting it.
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Re: Dominion song parodies
« Reply #53 on: January 10, 2013, 10:33:03 pm »
+2

...Duck...

I'm torn between +1'ing this, and hating you for posting it.

Why not both? :)
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Re: Dominion song parodies
« Reply #54 on: January 10, 2013, 11:26:55 pm »
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A duck walked up to a gaming store
And he said to the man
Running the store
"Hey... got any Guilds?"

The man said "No, we just sell Base
But it's fun and it's fresh and it's really well made
Can I get you a stack?
The duck said, "That's whack."

Then he waddled away
(waddle waddle)
Till the very next day

When the duck walked up to the gaming store
and he said to the man
running the store
"Hey, got any Guilds?"

The man said "no, like I said yesterday
We just sell Base Dominion, OK?
You want to give it a try?"
The duck said "Good bye."

Then he waddled away
(waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away
(waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away
(waddle waddle)
Till the very next day
(Buh-duh-buh-BA-da-ba-bum)

When the duck walked up to the gaming store
And he said to the man
Running the store,
"Hey, got any Guilds?"

The man said "Look, this is getting old
I mean, Base Dominion's all we've ever sold
Why not give it a go?"
The duck said, "How about no!"

Then he waddled away
(waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away
(waddle waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away
(waddle waddle)
Till the very next day
(Buh-duh-buh-BA-da-ba-bum)

When the duck walked up to the gaming store
And he said to the man
Running the store
"Hey, got any Guilds?"

The man said "That's it, duck!
If you don't stay away I'll glue you to a tree and leave you there all day stuck
So don't get too close!"
The duck said "Adios!"

Then he waddled away
(waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away
(waddle waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away
(waddle waddle)
Till the very next day
(Buh-duh-buh-BA-da-ba-bum)

When the duck walked up to the gaming store
And he said to the man
Running the store
"Hey, got any glue?"

"What?"

"Got any glue?"

"No, it's a gaming store, why would I -- oh."

"Then one more question for you...
Got any Guilds?"
(Bah-duh-buh, buh-DA-buh)

Then the man just stopped, and he started to smile
And he started to laugh, and he laughed for a while
And he said "Come on duck, let's go to RGG.com
I'll pre-order you Guilds, so you won't have to ask any more"

So they went to the site and the man ordered Guilds
Addressed to the duck and the duck said
"No thanks... but you know what sounds good
it would make my day
Do you think that site...
Do you think that site...
Do you think that site...
Has any Base?"

Then he waddled away
(waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away
(waddle waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away

BEST ONE EVER! I wish i could +1 more than once.
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Re: Dominion song parodies
« Reply #55 on: January 11, 2013, 03:44:14 am »
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I believe that you would have STABLES STABLES after every 12 Chapels, not after 44.  At least until the Witches.  It's been a while though.

Yeah, I posted it first and then realised I should do it properly, although I put ti right before I saw this comment, heh
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Re: Dominion song parodies
« Reply #56 on: January 11, 2013, 03:47:45 am »
+1

Reminds me of the joke...

Duck walks into a gaming store
"Do you sell Guilds?"
"No, we Only have Base"
And the duck leaves

Next day, same Duck goes back into the store
"Do You sell Guilds?"
"No, as I said yesterday, we only have Base in stock"
and the duck leaves again

This is repeated for a week, until finally the shop owner has had enough
"Do you sell Guilds?"
"Right, for the last time, NO, and if you come in and ask again I am going to nail you to that tree outside!!"
And the Duck leaves

Next day, the Duck is back!
Duck: "Have you got any Nails?"
Shop Owner: "No, this is a board game shop!"
Duck:  "in that case....Do you sell Guilds?"
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Re: Dominion song parodies
« Reply #57 on: January 11, 2013, 06:30:00 am »
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Re: Dominion song parodies
« Reply #58 on: January 11, 2013, 09:17:42 am »
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Re: Dominion song parodies
« Reply #59 on: January 11, 2013, 11:11:28 am »
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Duck joke

Original (I think): http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/501489

Theres no way thats original. That jokes been going round for many many years, I would imagine every culture has one like it
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Re: Dominion song parodies
« Reply #60 on: June 07, 2013, 01:33:39 pm »
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This thread is amazing and I forgot about it.
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Re: Dominion song parodies
« Reply #61 on: June 07, 2013, 03:08:05 pm »
+4

Purple cards all in my deck
Lately, Witches made my hands a wreck
Got no money, but I don't know why
'Scuse me, while I click resign
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Re: Dominion song parodies
« Reply #62 on: June 07, 2013, 03:21:26 pm »
+2

To quote an old post...

And isn't it ironic... don't you think

No, otherwise we'd talk about the Irony Brian meme.

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Re: Dominion song parodies
« Reply #63 on: June 07, 2013, 03:58:44 pm »
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(The original is "Roses are red, violets are blue, and all my base, are belong to you.")

I know it is not really a song and might fit the meme thread better. But it rhymes!
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Re: Dominion song parodies
« Reply #64 on: June 09, 2013, 03:32:28 am »
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Sorry, but real bands are way ahead of you:






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Re: Dominion song parodies
« Reply #65 on: June 18, 2013, 03:37:05 am »
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Ist das nicht ein Mountebank?
Ja das ist ein Mountebank!
Oh du schöne Mountebank,
Oh du schöne Mountebank!

Ist das nicht ein Shanty Town?
Ja das ist ein Shanty Town!
Ist das nicht ein Hunting Grounds?
Ja das ist ein Hunting Grounds!

Shanty Town, Hunting Grounds,
Oh du schöne Mountebank,
Oh du schöne Mountebank!

Ist das nicht ein Scrying Pool?
Ja das ist ein Scrying Pool!
Ist das nicht ein Gold for Fools?
Ja das ist ein Gold for Fools!

Scrying Pool, Gold for Fools,
Shanty Town, Hunting Grounds,
Oh du schöne Mountebank,
Oh du schöne Mountebank!

Ist das nicht Dame Josephine?
Ja das ist Dame Josephine!
Ist das nicht ein card that's green?
Ja das ist ein card that's green!

Josephine, card that's green,
Scrying Pool, Gold for Fools,
Shanty Town, Hunting Grounds,
Oh du schöne Mountebank,
Oh du schöne Mountebank!

Ist das nicht ein Masquerade?
Ja das ist ein Masquerade!
Wishing Well names Ace of Spades!?
Ja it names das Ace of Spades!

Masquerade, Ace of Spades,
Josephine, card that's green,
Scrying Pool, Gold for Fools,
Shanty Town, Hunting Grounds,
Oh du schöne Mountebank,
Oh du schöne Mountebank!
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Re: Dominion song parodies
« Reply #66 on: June 18, 2013, 07:28:53 am »
+7

Let me tell you how it will be
Discard for you but trash for me

I played a Taxman
Yeahhh Taxman

I gain a card what happens next?
Put that card onto my deck

I played a Taxman
Yeahhh Taxman
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Re: Dominion song parodies
« Reply #67 on: June 18, 2013, 03:33:21 pm »
+38

I heard there was an action card
that Marin played to catch you off guard
but you don't really care for Throne Room, do you?
Well it goes like this: the fourth, the fifth, 
the cantrips draw and the Warehouse sifts!
No villages, but actions, Hallelujah!

Hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah...

The engine's strong, but you needed proof
You thought the "Silver test" was truth
Too many times Big Money overthrew you! 
But then he plays his Market Squares
and Highways too, it can't be fair
when every Buy's a Province, Hallelujah! 

Hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah...

Baby I've been there before
I skipped the Amb and I lost the war
It isn't shuffle luck that went and screwed you
I've seen you down on the leaderboard
with all the engines you ignored
Of course you called them "broken", Hallelujah?

Hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah...

Now after this, I hope you know
Big Money's often far too slow. 
You don't think BM-Smithy's strongest, do you?
Remember Minions stalling you?
Conspirators were active too,
and every card he drew was hallelujah!

Hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah...

Well maybe there's no engine here
but that won't stop the engine-eers
so please don't curse because "someone outdrew you".
It's not a skill learned overnight
I hope one day you will see the light
and build engines out of nothing, hallelujah!

Hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah...
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Re: Dominion song parodies
« Reply #68 on: June 18, 2013, 05:02:10 pm »
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Hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah...

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Re: Dominion song parodies
« Reply #69 on: June 19, 2013, 01:16:02 pm »
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You say that piling out is lame...
Do you even play this game?
I won by 1, now really, what's it to you?
So watch out for piles on every board
and next time don't just drain the Hoards
Then you might stand a chance, ha, hallelujah!

Hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah...

You tried your best, it wasn't much. 
There's no support, why did you rush? 
I've told the truth, I didn't come to fool you. 
But even though you played it wrong
Dominion doesn't take that long.
Why don't we play another?  Hallelujah!

Hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah...
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Re: Dominion song parodies
« Reply #70 on: June 19, 2013, 10:20:22 pm »
+1

I'm too lazy to come up with a whole song, but when I play Dominion I often sing to myself:

Dah, da da da, Ah please take me to
Dah, da da da, Shanty Town!
Dah, da da da, Ah please take me to
Dah, da da da, Shanty Town!
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Re: Dominion song parodies
« Reply #71 on: June 24, 2013, 05:24:31 pm »
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Why don't i draw it with the Court?
Why don't i draw it with the Court?
Why don't i draw it with the Court?
Why don't i draw it with the Court?
Know i got a Bridge in there.
Why don't i draw it with the Court?

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« Reply #72 on: June 25, 2013, 09:20:49 am »
+3

I'm gonna play my Tournament,
i don't care 'bout your hand.
I really need a prize so bad.
And if it's Diadem.

The next thing is Black Market now.
I'll buy some worthless junk.
The number now is twenty-six.
No close to being enough.

Fairgrounds rock!
Ohh - my deck is spoiled.
For you there were Ruins sold.
Fairgrounds rock!
Ohh - you're my best bet.
My Madman i can't play.
Fairgrounds rock!
Ohh - that Curse works out.
I'll even pay 5$ for Scout.

You gain 3 and i gain 4.
Fairgrounds rock!
Gonna gain 'em all!
Gonna gain 'em all!
Fairgrounds rock!

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Re: Dominion song parodies
« Reply #73 on: June 25, 2013, 11:21:18 am »
+2

I can't help but hear scatting in my head whenever I play Taxman.
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Re: Dominion song parodies
« Reply #74 on: June 25, 2013, 09:13:30 pm »
+2

The VP are always greener
In somebody else's deck
You dream about going engine
But that is a big mistake
No buys or source of trashing
To help the engine soar
But fine terminal drawing
What more is you lookin' for?

Choose Big Money
Choose Big Money
Darling it's bolder
Down where it's golder
Take it from me
Watch their engine choke and die
Before the Provinces they buy
While Vault is tossin'
All of the dross and
Choose Big Money
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