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[ChocophileBenj]

I was talking about this on the "Homage to the best card" tread, so here it is !

Here are the ones I already submitted on that tread :

You play too much Dominion when you visit a chapel in order to get rid of some junk.
You play too much Dominion when you are pursed by somebody and believe you will get protected by hiding behind a moat or in near to a lighthouse.
You play too much Dominion when you can't stand scouts.
You play too much Dominion when while going through a tunnel you are disappointed not to find gold.
And when you expect governors/traders to give you gold/silver, too.

[GwinnR]

You play too much Dominion when...you don't want your Estate (in a very nice neighborhood) anymore.

[soulnet]

... you think the trash should be taken out in the morning, as early as possible.

... you start taking your bike to a Warehouse because you heard is good for cycling.

... when the day is too rainy or cloudy when you get up, you hope you get minioned.

... you think 2/5 < 3/4 is something that is true only sometimes.

... you get back from costume parties with someone else's wallet, and throw it out if it does not contain good value.

... you do not date on the final days of December, because your date would miss the reshuffle.

[Davio]

...you make a thread with the title "You play too much Dominion when..."

[GwinnR]

...you throw one Treasure Map away, because you think you need two to find the treasure 

[Awaclus]

...you're happy to pay $9 for a treasure worth $5.

[zahlman]

... you take a jar full of pennies to the Bank and expect them to double your investment, plus one cent.

[Polk5440]

... you go to the workshop to cultivate your garden.

... you say "copper" after blowing out the candles on your cake.   

... you think, "chain them together!" when you read news that an individual water boarding session is not effective.

[soulnet]

You play too much Dominion when you can't stand scouts.

BTW, I know plenty of people that hate scouts without even knowing Dominion.

[ChocophileBenj]

Great ideas everyone ! When I posted it, I was already afraid of the lack of ideas, but all what I saw is really fun !

You play too much Dominion when...
...you go into a shop and start to think you can buy only one thing at a time (unless you've come with a woodcutter, or you visited a wharf today or yesterday)
...you build a poor house in order to get rich
...you don't know what to answer to a question and say "It depends of the kingdom"
...you have an holiday seaside and try to visit an old outpost in order to make your holiday longer
...you 'discard' a useful item of yours and don't worry because you will see it again later

Oh BTW I forgot there also this topic :
http://forum.dominionstrategy.com/index.php?topic=3402.msg64417#msg64417
(and there are also older ones...)

[GwinnR]

...you go to a store and two articles are sold out yet, you don't buy the last copy of another article, because you think your life will end then.

[GwinnR]

Don't know if it works like this in english (I'm German ;-)):

...when you want to make tea, you go to a Cartographer with your tea strainer, because you heard he is a great sifter.

[Polk5440]

... you go to the library to draw.

... you think fool's gold is better than the real thing.

... you think grave robbing is a good idea.

... you throw away a penny expecting three to appear.

[achmed_sender]

...you think that you can throw some money in a forge to get whole buildings (like Provinces)

...you think you can easily throw away some stuff of a person you posses because it will return from trash.

...you think alchemists never die as long as they have a potion with them.

...you think you get some money when you destroy a mining village.

...you visit a throne room or a kings court when you want to double/triple something (the new casinos )

...you change your costumes on a masquerade with other visitors

...you are not feared of a mountebank if you are already cursed.

...you say "village idiot" to somebody who own many villages...

...you (as a knight) think when you lose a fight against another knight, both will die.

...you think rats are breed by eating things

[GendoIkari]

To play off of someone else's joke...

... When someone asks you if 2/5 < 3/4, you say "depends on the Kingdom".

[PitzerMike]

... you dream about Dominion: The Movie.

[soulnet]

... When someone asks you if 2/5 < 3/4, you say "depends on the Kingdom".

Witches have the power to make 2/5 > 3/4.

[Mr Anderson]

... you give all your stuff to a bishop (at least nowadays).
... you think you will gain a woman when you buy a new duchy.
... you buy a house in a village near the border and demand an additional cheaper one.
... you think three women produce money.

[Mr Anderson]

I had a few more ideas...

you demand $1 when you enter a market/bazaar.
you think ambassadors play estate tennis in an UN assembly.

[unlinked]

... when you hear about Conspiracy theroies and try to chain them together.

[sudgy]

...  When you see a tactitian, you throw away your day, thinking the next day will be great.

[Jimmmmm]

You know you play too much Mafia when your opponent buys a Jester and you think "Why'd he do that? That's such a bastard role!"

[Hockey Mask]

...when you quit your job because you expect your spent money to return.

[jonts26]

...when you quit your job because you expect your spent money to return.

I thought that was going a different direction.

...when you quit your job because you spend all your time on isotropic.

[Qvist]

... when you try to pay your bills with virtual coins.