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Funny News Stories
« on: January 15, 2013, 01:56:42 pm »
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Came across a couple of stories that made me laugh last couple of days.

Firstly.
Claining Woman steals Train, drives it into a house!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-21030211

But mainly this one, which has to be read:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/10333211
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Re: Funny News Stories
« Reply #1 on: January 15, 2013, 02:10:56 pm »
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I feel really bad for that puppy. But it sounds like it's okay.

Also, people are crazy!


Edit: Maybe the second article could be the inspiration for a Sons of Anarchy episode.
« Last Edit: January 15, 2013, 02:24:58 pm by D Bo »
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Re: Funny News Stories
« Reply #2 on: January 16, 2013, 05:01:14 am »
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2262149/Belgian-woman-67-picking-friend-railway-station-ends-Zagreb-900-miles-away-satnav-disaster.html
Seems fitting to the thread, the headline "Belgian woman blindly drove 900 miles across Europe as she followed broken GPS instead of 38-miles to the station" should speak for itself.
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Re: Funny News Stories
« Reply #3 on: January 16, 2013, 10:59:41 am »
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Or you could just go to fark.com
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Re: Funny News Stories
« Reply #4 on: January 16, 2013, 11:02:56 am »
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Or you could just go to GreyLabyrinth.com

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Re: Funny News Stories
« Reply #5 on: January 16, 2013, 11:40:47 am »
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This is more just funny headlines than funny stories.

"MA officers head to VA to surprise boy with cancer."

Also, yesterday I read the headline "Lance Armstrong admits doping to Oprah" and I (and others I showed it to) misread it as "Lance Armstrong admits to doping Oprah."
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Re: Funny News Stories
« Reply #6 on: January 16, 2013, 04:01:56 pm »
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Headlines?  The since renamed Nazi Buddha originally from space.
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Re: Funny News Stories
« Reply #7 on: January 18, 2013, 08:02:56 pm »
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Apparently Canada's bank notes have the wrong kind of leaf on them!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-21093230
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