And what's the deal with Fool's Gold? First you're exposed as a fraud right away, and THEN you can play it for the big bucks as much as you want! Don't fool me once, shame on you. Don't fool me lots of times after that? Shame on your handsize!
I know if I'm the guy running that stall at the Market, and someone wants to trade a Gold for a Gold, I'm gonna say thanks but no thanks! Maybe I'll bring in a Sage to check this out first, then maybe we'll talk.