Posting this here because Rinkworks has DQ'd it from competition for not meeting his rules. I could modify it into something that complies, but I keep thinking about DXV and keeping things simple - and adding complexity to keep in line with Rink's specific rules would be worse for the card.
Scholars
$5 - Action
Discard any number of cards. +2 cards per card discarded.
Obviously a big money type of card. With a full hand discard, you are left with 8 cards in hand (same as envoy). With 3 card discard - you're left with 7 (smithy, library), but with some control. Discarding 1 or 2 sucks, but in that case you probably already have a good hand. It's not wharf - but it I think its better than library. Allows for some really crazy stuff if you can start playing multiples. My favorite part is how it lets you manage your reshuffle in a manner that other big drawing cards do not. (Smithy on turn 3 is lightyears better than Smithy on turn 4)