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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #1825 on: September 21, 2013, 11:23:36 am »
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Strip Masquerade.
$3 Action

Each player passes an article of clothing to the player on their left.  You may remove one article of clothing.
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #1826 on: September 21, 2013, 11:49:52 am »
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Strip Masquerade.
$3 Action

Each player passes an article of clothing to the player on their left.  You may remove one article of clothing.

This card is best used with Possession, and you're playing against a hot girl.
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #1827 on: September 21, 2013, 12:57:33 pm »
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Can we please not make alienating posts like that?
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #1828 on: September 21, 2013, 01:24:55 pm »
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Strip Mining Village
$4 - Action
+1 Card
+2 Actions

You may remove an article of clothing.  If you do, Greenpeace will not forgive you.
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #1829 on: September 21, 2013, 01:26:48 pm »
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Can we please not make alienating posts like that?

I assume he meant "hot person of the (a) gender(s) matching your sexual preference(s)."
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #1830 on: September 21, 2013, 01:48:37 pm »
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Can we please not make alienating posts like that?
And whose the one who suggested the card idea in the first place?
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #1831 on: September 21, 2013, 01:51:48 pm »
+4

StriPeddler
$8* Action
+1 Card
+1 Action
+$1
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During your Buy phase, this costs $2 less per piece of clothing you remove, but not less than $0
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #1832 on: September 21, 2013, 01:54:15 pm »
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Time Lord
$3+ Action
Name a card. Reveal the top 3 cards of your deck. Trash the matches. Put the rest back on top in any order.
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When you buy this, you may overpay for it. For each $1 you overpaid, look at the top card of your deck; trash it, discard it, or put it back.
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #1833 on: September 21, 2013, 01:55:31 pm »
+4

And to finish the triple post:

Nobless
$3 Action-Victory
Worth 1 VP
Chose 1: +2 Cards; or +1 Action.
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #1834 on: September 21, 2013, 02:22:08 pm »
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$3+ Action
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When you buy this, you may overpay for it. For each $1 you overpaid, look at the top card of your deck; trash it, discard it, or put it back.
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #1835 on: September 21, 2013, 02:42:03 pm »
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Can we please not make alienating posts like that?

I assume he meant "hot person of the (a) gender(s) matching your sexual preference(s)."

Well I assume the appropriate change of coordinates can be made as necessary.
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #1836 on: September 21, 2013, 02:43:37 pm »
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Can we please not make alienating posts like that?
And whose the one who suggested the card idea in the first place?

My card idea was about exchanging articles of clothing leading to mismatched outfits.  I didn't joke about forcing sexualized women to disrobe against their will.
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #1837 on: September 21, 2013, 02:54:54 pm »
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Can we please not make alienating posts like that?
And whose the one who suggested the card idea in the first place?

My card idea was about exchanging articles of clothing leading to mismatched outfits.  I didn't joke about forcing sexualized women to disrobe against their will.

I thought the trashing analogy to Masquerade would eventually lead to people disrobing.  Anyway, I didn't mean any offense or anything, sorry.

Plus you know, I have to assume in the hypothetical situation that someone is playing a strip version of Dominion,  they aren't too averse to disrobing.

(And they get to put the item back on at the end of the Possessed turn)
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #1838 on: September 21, 2013, 03:35:52 pm »
+5

Can we please not make alienating posts like that?
And whose the one who suggested the card idea in the first place?

My card idea was about exchanging articles of clothing leading to mismatched outfits.  I didn't joke about forcing sexualized women to disrobe against their will.
No, but you have to remember that Dominion is cursed with having an edge case for everything, and half of them involve possession.
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #1839 on: September 22, 2013, 09:56:38 am »
+1

Can we please not make alienating posts like that?
And whose the one who suggested the card idea in the first place?

My card idea was about exchanging articles of clothing leading to mismatched outfits.  I didn't joke about forcing sexualized women to disrobe against their will.

Maybe you shouldn't have named you card Strip Masquerade then?...
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #1840 on: September 23, 2013, 09:27:53 am »
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Can we please not make alienating posts like that?
And whose the one who suggested the card idea in the first place?

My card idea was about exchanging articles of clothing leading to mismatched outfits.  I didn't joke about forcing sexualized women to disrobe against their will.

Maybe you shouldn't have named you card Strip Masquerade then?...

The thing is that removing or exchanging articles is a real-life kinda action.  Then you throw the Possession in there and it's like, real life mind control?  It ended up seeming kind of rapey, the way I read it.

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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #1841 on: September 23, 2013, 09:34:54 am »
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Can we please not make alienating posts like that?
And whose the one who suggested the card idea in the first place?

My card idea was about exchanging articles of clothing leading to mismatched outfits.  I didn't joke about forcing sexualized women to disrobe against their will.

Maybe you shouldn't have named you card Strip Masquerade then?...

The thing is that removing or exchanging articles is a real-life kinda action.  Then you throw the Possession in there and it's like, real life mind control?  It ended up seeming kind of rapey, the way I read it.

But drawing and playing cards is a real-life kinda action, too.  When you play Possession in regular Dominion, you don't actually control the person's mind, you just tell them what cards to play. 
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #1842 on: September 23, 2013, 10:01:26 am »
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Can we please not make alienating posts like that?
And whose the one who suggested the card idea in the first place?

My card idea was about exchanging articles of clothing leading to mismatched outfits.  I didn't joke about forcing sexualized women to disrobe against their will.

Maybe you shouldn't have named you card Strip Masquerade then?...

The thing is that removing or exchanging articles is a real-life kinda action.  Then you throw the Possession in there and it's like, real life mind control?  It ended up seeming kind of rapey, the way I read it.

Yeah, Strip Masquerade, as written, while somewhat sexual in nature, has a very different connotation than joking about playing it with Possession, where you are now joking about forcing a "hot girl" to disrobe.
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #1843 on: September 24, 2013, 11:42:14 am »
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Bad Card
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$0

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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #1844 on: September 24, 2013, 01:31:39 pm »
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Bad Card
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #1845 on: September 24, 2013, 01:38:50 pm »
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Bad Card
Action - $4
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #1846 on: September 24, 2013, 02:11:57 pm »
+1

Action phase : Buy phase :: Village :

Coupon
Treasure: $1
worth $0
When you play this, discard 3 cards.
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When you buy this, +$1 and +2 Buys.


(Yes, you can autopile it at any time if you want to. This isn't the good card ideas thread. But, you know, using Village gets you an extra action at the opportunity cost of not having something for $3 that increases your buying power; using Coupon carries the penalty of junking your deck with a Treasure Confusion.)

Well that takes Duchy racing the extreme. I can instantly empty Coupons and Curses, plus a Province, at any time. All I need to do is get a five-point lead.
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #1847 on: September 24, 2013, 02:19:19 pm »
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Strip Mining Village
$4 - Action
+1 Card
+2 Actions

You may remove an article of clothing.  If you do, Greenpeace will not forgive you.

I don't remember who pointed it out, but strip mining is already the theme of Mining Village: you've got this lovely little village full of happy industrious people, but at any time you could totally devastate the place and render it uninhabitable, for money.
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #1848 on: September 25, 2013, 08:15:26 am »
+12

Common typoes
Reaction - $2
You may revel this card. If you do, thrash it.
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #1849 on: September 27, 2013, 01:08:44 pm »
+15

Common typoes
Reaction - $2
You may revel this card. If you do, thrash it.

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