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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #1800 on: September 19, 2013, 12:17:39 pm »
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Of course, what if you're playing against a girl?

A crotch shot against a female still hurts a lot.
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #1801 on: September 19, 2013, 12:58:00 pm »
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Memory Aid--$2
Action
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+$1
While this is in play, you may scrawl notes on your belly using your own blood.

This card turned morbid fast.   :(

After playing Memory Aid, you may wish to play Band of Aids.

I expected to read "Band Aid"...
Edit: Or is that the same...? (non-native english speaker)

This is a joke that works on several levels...

This type of joke explanation was funny once, like a bad pun.  Now, every time it's posted, I want to ask theory to add a "punch user in the nuts" button next to the respect button.

Better than all the Mine jokes... At least explanations take a little effort!
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #1802 on: September 19, 2013, 01:10:45 pm »
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Memory Aid--$2
Action
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+$1
While this is in play, you may scrawl notes on your belly using your own blood.

This card turned morbid fast.   :(

After playing Memory Aid, you may wish to play Band of Aids.

I expected to read "Band Aid"...
Edit: Or is that the same...? (non-native english speaker)

This is a joke that works on several levels...

This type of joke explanation was funny once, like a bad pun.  Now, every time it's posted, I want to ask theory to add a "punch user in the nuts" button next to the respect button.

Better than all the Mine jokes... At least explanations take a little effort!

But once you've made one, it's kind of just like Minting it to get the rest of them...
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #1803 on: September 19, 2013, 01:20:32 pm »
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Memory Aid--$2
Action
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+$1
While this is in play, you may scrawl notes on your belly using your own blood.

This card turned morbid fast.   :(

After playing Memory Aid, you may wish to play Band of Aids.

I expected to read "Band Aid"...
Edit: Or is that the same...? (non-native english speaker)

This is a joke that works on several levels...

This type of joke explanation was funny once, like a bad pun.  Now, every time it's posted, I want to ask theory to add a "punch user in the nuts" button next to the respect button.

Better than all the Mine jokes... At least explanations take a little effort!
Don't worry, some of your jokes are good!
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #1804 on: September 19, 2013, 03:33:34 pm »
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Memory Aid--$2
Action
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+$1
While this is in play, you may scrawl notes on your belly using your own blood.

This card turned morbid fast.   :(

After playing Memory Aid, you may wish to play Band of Aids.

I expected to read "Band Aid"...
Edit: Or is that the same...? (non-native english speaker)

This is a joke that works on several levels...

This type of joke explanation was funny once, like a bad pun.  Now, every time it's posted, I want to ask theory to add a "punch user in the nuts" button next to the respect button.

Better than all the Mine jokes... At least explanations take a little effort!
Don't worry, some of your jokes are good!

What about Mine?
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #1805 on: September 19, 2013, 03:37:25 pm »
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Memory Aid--$2
Action
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+$1
While this is in play, you may scrawl notes on your belly using your own blood.

This card turned morbid fast.   :(

After playing Memory Aid, you may wish to play Band of Aids.

I expected to read "Band Aid"...
Edit: Or is that the same...? (non-native english speaker)

This is a joke that works on several levels...

This type of joke explanation was funny once, like a bad pun.  Now, every time it's posted, I want to ask theory to add a "punch user in the nuts" button next to the respect button.

Better than all the Mine jokes... At least explanations take a little effort!
Don't worry, some of your jokes are good!

What about Mine?

Kill me now.
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #1806 on: September 19, 2013, 03:46:40 pm »
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Some of you are so determint to keep that joke alive.
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #1807 on: September 19, 2013, 03:52:42 pm »
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Some of you are so determint to keep that joke alive.

Hey, the fault isn't Mine!
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #1808 on: September 19, 2013, 04:07:48 pm »
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Some of you are so determint to keep that joke alive.

You might say this subject is a humor Gold Mine.
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #1809 on: September 19, 2013, 04:29:09 pm »
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Some of you are so determint to keep that joke alive.

You might say this subject is a humor Gold Mine.

Which might turn into a humor Platinum Mine...
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #1810 on: September 19, 2013, 04:42:16 pm »
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PLEASE JUST MAKE IT STOP!

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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #1811 on: September 19, 2013, 04:47:35 pm »
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Throne Room - Island - Mine - Mint.

There.  Now they are gone.
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #1812 on: September 19, 2013, 05:04:36 pm »
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #1813 on: September 20, 2013, 05:40:18 am »
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Punch in the Nuts $6
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When another player tells an overused joke, you may reveal this from your hand.  If you do, discard this card, and punch that player in the nuts.
This is political, if two players both tell (or everyone in the thread each tells) an overused joke, you can only punch one of them.
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #1814 on: September 20, 2013, 10:28:57 am »
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Ironmonger : Wishing Well :: Ironworks :

Wishing Melth
Action: $3

Name a card.
Gain a card costing up to $4. If it is the named card, put it into your hand.
« Last Edit: September 20, 2013, 10:30:14 am by AJD »
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #1815 on: September 20, 2013, 10:34:54 am »
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Punch in the Nuts $6
Reaction
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When another player tells an overused joke, you may reveal this from your hand.  If you do, discard this card, and punch that player in the nuts.
This is political, if two players both tell (or everyone in the thread each tells) an overused joke, you can only punch one of them.

Well it would most likely happen one at a time, and you wouldn't know if another player is going to tell an overused joke after the first player does, so you probably just want to use it when you can.  Once you've used it, other players can joke with less risk (though maybe you piledrove these things because you're a sadist), but that also applies to the player that just got nut-punched.

I made it discard so you couldn't keep revealing it and continually punch one player in the nuts.  But you could make it reveal, and if that player hasn't been punched in the nuts yet this turn, you may punch him in the nuts.  That also prevents multiple players from reacting to the same joke with multiple punches, which could be particularly brutal.
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #1816 on: September 20, 2013, 02:13:19 pm »
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Action phase : Buy phase :: Village :

Coupon
Treasure: $1
worth $0
When you play this, discard 3 cards.
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When you buy this, +$1 and +2 Buys.


(Yes, you can autopile it at any time if you want to. This isn't the good card ideas thread. But, you know, using Village gets you an extra action at the opportunity cost of not having something for $3 that increases your buying power; using Coupon carries the penalty of junking your deck with a Treasure Confusion.)
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #1817 on: September 20, 2013, 11:26:00 pm »
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Kiss(h)er
$3
You may kiss your opponent on your left.  If you do, + 1 Card, +1 Action.  If (s)he reciprocates, +1 Card, +$1.
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #1818 on: September 20, 2013, 11:41:06 pm »
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Kiss(h)er
$3
You may kiss your opponent on your left.  If you do, + 1 Card, +1 Action.  If (s)he reciprocates, +1 Card, +$1.

This is probably the most political card I've ever seen.
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #1819 on: September 20, 2013, 11:42:37 pm »
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Kiss(h)er
$3
You may kiss your opponent on your left.  If you do, + 1 Card, +1 Action.  If (s)he reciprocates, +1 Card, +$1.

This is probably the most political card I've ever seen.
Or the card which plays most differently solitaire.

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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #1820 on: September 20, 2013, 11:43:53 pm »
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Actually, this is an even more political card:

Name
$0* Action
Have a lengthy political argument with your opponent(s).  If you win, +3 Cards, +2 Actions.
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Due to inflation, add $1 to this card's cost every turn.
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #1821 on: September 21, 2013, 01:12:18 am »
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Kiss(h)er
$3
You may kiss your opponent on your left.  If you do, + 1 Card, +1 Action.  If (s)he reciprocates, +1 Card, +$1.

This is probably the most political card I've ever seen.

Noooo it's the highest skill card ever created.
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #1822 on: September 21, 2013, 02:37:49 am »
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Kiss(h)er
$3
You may kiss your opponent on your left.  If you do, + 1 Card, +1 Action.  If (s)he reciprocates, +1 Card, +$1.

Spin The Bottle

(same thing but you spin for a random opponent)
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #1823 on: September 21, 2013, 10:00:18 am »
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Band of Covers v.1
$5 - Action - Attack
Choose one: +3 Cards; Trash up to 4 cards from your hand; Choose an Action card in your hand. Play it twice; +$2
Each other player discards down to 3 cards in his hand.
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #1824 on: September 21, 2013, 11:17:30 am »
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Kiss(h)er
$3
You may kiss your opponent on your left.  If you do, + 1 Card, +1 Action.  If (s)he reciprocates, +1 Card, +$1.

This card is best used in Strip Dominion.
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