I've been thinking about having tag lines or slogans for each of the cards. Here are a few ideas:
Pearl Diver: It's technically better than nothing... most of the time.
Ruined Village: Hey, at least it's not a Curse!
(stolen from somebody on the forums, I think Qvist, but I'm not sure since I couldn't find the post) Chancellor: I'm better than a silver, I promise!
This list isn't complete at all, any suggestions?