Morning finally dawns, like a brand of dish washing detergent or the anomalous younger sister of a vampire slayer. And how London (neither England nor Ontario) wished they had a vampire slayer in their midst, for certainly she would be able to clear out the monsters that were (allegedly) infesting this place!
Pretty much all the villagers in the town now went through a morning routine that had recently come into vogue: a shower and a spritz or two or a dozen of Febreze, lest someone consider your odour to be especially cadaveric; shaving the entire body to eliminate any lupine hirsuteness; a generous coating of face powder, lest someone accuse you of being particularly sparkly in the sunlight; and finally brushing and flossing, because that's just good hygiene.
And now, the pressing concern for the forseeable future (because who has time for holding down a steady job or doing any real work?): holding lengthy and repetitive meetings to decide who next to burn at the stake (they shall need the town's largest scales).
Allons-y!
Day 1 Start
Vote Count 1.1
Not voting (16): Archetype, ashersky, Axxle, Axxle2, Dsell, Eevee, Galzria, Jorbles, jotheonah, liopoil, mail-mi, mcmcsalot, Morgrim7, Razzishi, Robz888, spiritbears
With 16 alive, it takes 9 to lynch.
1 week from day start is: April 6, 12:00pm MDT
hard deadline (when bankable time is all gone) is: April 20, 12:00pm MDT
Thread unlocked!
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