Jorbles stumbled out of bed. His eyes still foggy from the night before. As he rubbed his eyes, he realized that everyone was looking at him menacingly. He knew he was in for it. His Italian mother would be so disappointed. Now it would be up to his younger brother Forbles to continue the family Mafia legacy. Eevee and Cuzz grabbed the Belgium waffle maker and raised it above Jorbles head. "Here guys, let me make this a bit easier for you," Jorbles said as he knelt on the ground. "Don't want you to strain your arms carrying the heavy appliance." And with that they hit Jorbles on the head and he died down dead (another death rhyme! Gah!)
Jorbles is dead he was a Mafia Goon
Town Wins!
As he slumped to the ground, ashersky said "hey guys I have the new Dominion To-Go set. (It is a ful set at about half the size!) We should use it to determine who is now the National Champion. Voltaire was the first player, but over bought attack cards and got bogged down. Cuzz was second player and bought Sea Hag and Witch to send out curses, but never got around to buying a trasher. Eevee was third player and used an elegant engine using Tactician and Moat!? ashersky was fourth and, well just bought treasures all game...
And so after much ado, 6 deaths, Eevee, also known as Javier, the French Jailkeeper was declared as the Dominion National Champion!