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[Captain_Frisk]

Vote: morgrim7

[Galzria]

Vote: morgrim7

Stump.
Vote: Captain_Frisk

[Voltgloss]

I did it! I turned Galzria into a stump!!

Galzy the Stumpman
Was a very scummy soul
With rings and roots
And bark and shoots
And no clear wincon goal

Vote: Robz888 for wielding the Stumpifier.  That kind of power was NOT MEANT FOR HUMAN HANDS~!

[Galzria]

You're a stump, go away

Things weren't looking so cheery for Galzria. He had been pushed and pushed to the edge yesterday, and finally he just couldn't take it anymore. He had been eyeing that cliff for some time (admittedly in the hopes of knocking somebody else off it), but now it seemed perhaps the cliff could provide his own escape from this wretched world.

So it was that Galzria found himself starting down into the vast chasm, the thought of eternal and blissful abyss coursing through his body. With nary a look back, Galzria sighed contentedly and threw himself from the ledge.

7.2 seconds. That's all it took. He would've sworn the chasm was deeper than that.

Wait... How could he know how long it took? Shouldn't he be dead? This was unexpected. Galzria didn't even feel any pain. WAS he dead? He couldn't tell. No... No, he could tell. Death would've brought him his escape. There was simply no way that he would be brought back to this disgusting, pitiful, wretched land.

With the sad realization that his attempt at suicide had failed, he decided the next course of action would be to get back to the town before anybody woke. No need to clue them in to his folly.

But wait... Behind that tree... Was that Robz and ftl? What were they doing here?

I did it! I turned Galzria into a stump!! Seriously, I did. Insomniac gave me a button thing and I used it on Galzria. Didn't know what it would do. Cool.

Could this be true? Robz's words echoed through Galzria's mind. It would explain his living, and it would explain why he couldn't bring himself to move now. Damnit. Why couldn't Robz just let him die in peace? Well, he had a few choice words for Robz...

Stuuuump. Stuump stump. Stump? Stump.

Galzria watched helplessly as Robz ignored him and turned to head back into town. Why hadn't he responded? This idiot of a man had prevented Galzria from a wondrous blissful non-existance and now he didn't even have the curtesy to...

Wait, why was ftl coming towards him with that gleam in his eye? What was that in his hand? Surely not a knife... He wouldn't... Galzria had done nothing to him!

Oh god, the pain. The excruciating, blinding pain. Each cut felt like...***

***Galzria came to hours later. How long? He couldn't tell. The sun was still low in the sky and he seemed to be all alone. Dreading what he might find, he looked down at the mutilation caused at ftl's hand.

Let's all do a no lynch again

Well, he may no longer be able to speak, but Galzria would be damned before he saw a no lynch occur. He didn't know how, but he knew if he sent his prayers, his vote would be heard. And ftl had just earned himself lynchee target #1.

Maybe he should thank Robz for keeping him alive. Now he could still win. This promised to be an eventful day.

[Axxle]

I thought we were all fish, how can Galz jump?

Vote: morgrim7

[Eevee]

Robz has got to have a wincon on getting me lynched.

[Robz888]

@Eevee, false. I have already posted my wincon:

This is mine:

You are a Jester __________

If you are lynched when the time stamp on the hammer vote is 8am, 8pm or has 8 minutes, you die and are out of the game. Otherwise, you cannot die during the day or night. You win if you are the only person remaining.

If you vote for yourself at any time you will be modkilled, if a day goes to time and you did not vote you will be modkilled.

[Robz888]

I just always throw a vote on you because if the round ends and I haven't voted, I am modkilled.

[Eevee]

I just always throw a vote on you because if the round ends and I haven't voted, I am modkilled.

What is it about me..

[Robz888]

I just always throw a vote on you because if the round ends and I haven't voted, I am modkilled.

What is it about me..

I wanna catch 'em all.

[Captain_Frisk]

@Eevee, false. I have already posted my wincon:

This is mine:

You are a Jester __________

If you are lynched when the time stamp on the hammer vote is 8am, 8pm or has 8 minutes, you die and are out of the game. Otherwise, you cannot die during the day or night. You win if you are the only person remaining.

If you vote for yourself at any time you will be modkilled, if a day goes to time and you did not vote you will be modkilled.

How much do you want to bet the real condition is as follows:

You are a Jester __________

You win if you are lynched when the time stamp on the hammer vote is 8am, 8pm or has 8 minutes.

If you vote for yourself at any time you will be modkilled, if a day goes to time and you did not vote you will be modkilled.

So its easy - lets test his theory and kill him at 2:02 PM.

Vote: RobZ

[Robz888]

Oh, no! Don't do that. Please not that.

[Voltgloss]

Oh, no! Don't do that. Please not that.

Robz just spilled insincerity all over the tree stump.

[Galzria]

@Eevee, false. I have already posted my wincon:

This is mine:

You are a Jester __________

If you are lynched when the time stamp on the hammer vote is 8am, 8pm or has 8 minutes, you die and are out of the game. Otherwise, you cannot die during the day or night. You win if you are the only person remaining.

If you vote for yourself at any time you will be modkilled, if a day goes to time and you did not vote you will be modkilled.

How much do you want to bet the real condition is as follows:

You are a Jester __________

You win if you are lynched when the time stamp on the hammer vote is 8am, 8pm or has 8 minutes.

If you vote for yourself at any time you will be modkilled, if a day goes to time and you did not vote you will be modkilled.

So its easy - lets test his theory and kill him at 2:02 PM.

Vote: RobZ

Galzria sighs. At least being out in the forest gave him the chance to breath in fresh air. It certainly beat being in that scum infested city. And it was odd. Galzria found that by listening to the sounds of the animals and trees around him he could still get a feeling for the thoughts and ramblings of the town.

Indeed, he heard a good case coming forward regarding the Bastard that turned him into a tree. Galzria would certainly not mind seeing him hung...

Vote: Robz888

[Eevee]

Vote: Robz888

Buddyyyyy.

[Axxle]

Vote: Robz

Even though I have no idea what timezone insom is at.

[Insomniac]

IF I did have roles that have anything to do with forum timestamps I'd use the forum time, I have made it clear I'm PDT but I'm using the forum timezone for stamps (EDT) for reference Axxles vite for Robz is 12:53:08

[Robz888]

Yes, yes, come on now, just a little more, yes.... I mean, gar! No! You got me! Argh! Death for me!

[Galzria]

It occurred to Galzria that Captain_Frisk was not actually voting for Robz...

[Voltgloss]

It occurred to Galzria that Captain_Frisk was not actually voting for Robz...

He tried, he's just being insufficiently bold about it.

[Insomniac]

Vote count 3-1

Eevee (1) - Robz
Morgrim7 (1) - Captain_Frisk
Robz888 (4) - Voltgloss, Galzria, Eevee, Axxle


With 9 and a stump it takes, uhmm where did I put the number again...OH YA on my desk! to lynch

[Voltgloss]

Also, it seems likely that Galz's stumpvote doesn't count. 

http://wiki.mafiascum.net/index.php?title=Tree_Stump

Where's Morgrim The Hammer when you need him.

[Galzria]

Also, it seems likely that Galz's stumpvote doesn't count. 

http://wiki.mafiascum.net/index.php?title=Tree_Stump

Where's Morgrim The Hammer when you need him.

Galzria smirks inwardly. Please to go on thinking this, it only helps the stump

Stump?

Stumpstumpstump!

Stump-stump stump.
Stuump.

Stump!

[Voltgloss]

Galzria smirks inwardly. Please to go on thinking this, it only helps the stump

That's one very confident stump.

I voted for the Stumper, but perhaps the true danger is from the Stumpee?

Food for thought.

Vote: Galzria

[eHalcyon]

I thought we were going to test me, the guy who was supposed to be dead but somehow isn't maybe.