Suddenly, everyone went very quiet. They seemed to be expecting something. "I wonder what the emergency is all about? Maybe Taylor has uncovered a crime ring that operates out of Luke's diner, selling drugs and instigating the youth!" Lorelai whispered to Rory.
"Coffee sure, but I don't feel particularly instigated so far." Rory replied.
"That the subtle thing about it! Luke..."
At that moment, Taylor audibly cleared his throat.
"My dear fellow citizens of Star's Hollow", he began, "our town is in a time of crisis. As you all know, our annual Harvest Festival is soon upon us. To make it work, every business of Stars Hollow is expected to contribute. Every business." Taylor cast a glance at Lorelai, who rolled her eyes.
At that moment, Kirk stood up. "Excuse me Taylor, I have an important announcement to make."
"Not now, Kirk!"
Kirk ignored the interruption. "I bring great news to our community! Today, I have founded Stars Hollow's first very own social network!" He exclaimed triumphantly. "You can all sign up by sending me your account data. Each morning I will personally deliver each person their personal printed-out newsfeed to their home, and they can send it back tome with comments and emojis, and the following day everyone will see it in that day's feed. We..."
"Kirk!!" Taylor yelled. "This is an emergency town meeting, not your personal advertisement session."
"You talk that way now Taylor, but just wait until everyone is on Headbook. There will be a tide that sweeps the old tyrannies aside. It will be a Hollow Spring!"
With these words, he left the room in protest.
Lekkit has been lynched! They were Kirk Gleason, the Mime Goon!
Night 1 begins now and lasts until Jan 26 at 4 pm forum time. Night actions are due 1 hour before deadline.
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