Okay, here's the deal. It includes cash and prizes so I don't see it being bad one but it's the best deal I got.
I am The President, the leader of the free world. While I am town and you should feel bad for lynching town, lynching me does come with some benefits that would otherwise be null and void if we first lynched the wrong person.
You see, I am otherwise unkillable at night so i wasn't a bad win condition to start with. But let's make this more fun, anyway.
When I die we are going to skip tomorrow's day. Yep, that's right, Day 3 gets burned and scum get 2 nights to kill you MF'ers.
Here's the sweet part, though. All you townsfolk get a night of your choosing to be unkillable yourself. Oh, yeah, my people, how you like that?! Oh, you scumbags, how you like them apples? Hope you pick the right targets suckaz.
One last thing. I totally lied about the mail-mi thing, made that shit up like nobody's business. It's cool though, it's what politicians do. All the other stuff, that's totally real.
Vote: PPS