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[Roadrunner7671]

I left my computer screen on while out of the house and came back to find my computer display had turned sideways. I'm pretty sure my cat walked across the keyboard while I was gone and ended up hitting CTRL + ALT + Right Arrow

Maybe it was your wife!

[iguanaiguana]

I left my computer screen on while out of the house and came back to find my computer display had turned sideways. I'm pretty sure my cat walked across the keyboard while I was gone and ended up hitting CTRL + ALT + Right Arrow

Maybe it was your wife!

Oh yeah because I totally went out on the town and left her alone with my cat ... 

[Roadrunner7671]

I left my computer screen on while out of the house and came back to find my computer display had turned sideways. I'm pretty sure my cat walked across the keyboard while I was gone and ended up hitting CTRL + ALT + Right Arrow

Maybe it was your wife!

Oh yeah because I totally went out on the town and left her alone with my cat ... 

Don't you live in Kansas?

[iguanaiguana]

I left my computer screen on while out of the house and came back to find my computer display had turned sideways. I'm pretty sure my cat walked across the keyboard while I was gone and ended up hitting CTRL + ALT + Right Arrow

Maybe it was your wife!

Oh yeah because I totally went out on the town and left her alone with my cat ... 

Don't you live in Kansas?

I live here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kansas_City,_Missouri

[Roadrunner7671]

I left my computer screen on while out of the house and came back to find my computer display had turned sideways. I'm pretty sure my cat walked across the keyboard while I was gone and ended up hitting CTRL + ALT + Right Arrow

Maybe it was your wife!

Oh yeah because I totally went out on the town and left her alone with my cat ... 

Don't you live in Kansas?

I live here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kansas_City,_Missouri

I can't speak for your wife, but if your cat is nice I'd be happy to stay home and mess with someone's computer.

[Awaclus]

I left my computer screen on while out of the house and came back to find my computer display had turned sideways. I'm pretty sure my cat walked across the keyboard while I was gone and ended up hitting CTRL + ALT + Right Arrow

Maybe it was your wife!

Why would his wife walk across the keyboard?

[Kuildeous]

I live here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kansas_City,_Missouri

First, Chairs, and now there's Iguana who also lives in my city. I really should go out and meet these people.

[Awaclus]

I live here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kansas_City,_Missouri

First, Chairs, and now there's Iguana who also lives in my city. I really should go out and meet these people.

I thought First lived in Illinois.

[Kuildeous]

I live here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kansas_City,_Missouri

First, Chairs, and now there's Iguana who also lives in my city. I really should go out and meet these people.

I thought First lived in Illinois.

I'm a little concerned about First's relationship with Hu, but it's really none of my business who's on top.

[iguanaiguana]

I live here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kansas_City,_Missouri

First, Chairs, and now there's Iguana who also lives in my city. I really should go out and meet these people.

Deadlock also lives here. We should do a dominion game night!

[Kuildeous]

I live here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kansas_City,_Missouri

First, Chairs, and now there's Iguana who also lives in my city. I really should go out and meet these people.

Deadlock also lives here. We should do a dominion game night!

Neat!

I could meet at just about any game shop in KC. I live in downtown, so there are none near me. I suppose I may prefer TableTop the most, but there's not a gaming shop in KC I don't like.

[silverspawn]

googling, typing "everything you need to know about", google offers

cars
weed
deadpool
pregnancy
football
the music business
life
the division
vaping

Nice to know we got priorities.

[yuma]

googling, typing "everything you need to know about", google offers

cars
weed
deadpool
pregnancy
football
the music business
life
the division
vaping

Nice to know we got priorities.

Doesn't google now sort your searches at least partially based off the demographics of the user and the user's location? I think those might be your priorities.

Mine were:

Cars
Weed
Buying a home
Life
science
Excel

[Awaclus]

Cars, weed, deadpool and pregnancy here, too.

[Kuildeous]

Sure, I'll play. This is my work computer, so it doesn't fully reflect my browsing habits.

But it did come up with cars, the election, weed, and snapchat.

No idea where the last one came from. A lot of interest in weed around here. Hmmm.

[pacovf]

Star Wars
Planet Earth
Negative rates
deadpool
cars

Does Google own a car company?

[Teproc]

planet earth
negative rates
appointing a supreme court justice
deadpool
twin flames
cars
pregnancy
weed
football
horses

Those are... interesting ? I didn't know I cared about the Supreme Court that much, and I'm not entirely sure what "twin flames" even means, so... (also, have never smoked weed or ridden a horse).

[2.71828.....]

Why does everyone need to know about weed?

Anyway...weed, cars, deadpool, football, biology

[Kuildeous]

Why does everyone need to know about weed?

If you don't talk to Google users about weed, who will?

[silverspawn]

googling, typing "everything you need to know about", google offers

cars
weed
deadpool
pregnancy
football
the music business
life
the division
vaping

Nice to know we got priorities.

Doesn't google now sort your searches at least partially based off the demographics of the user and the user's location? I think those might be your priorities.

Mine were:

Cars
Weed
Buying a home
Life
science
Excel

I didn't know that, but that's interesting.

[Awaclus]

I didn't know that, but that's interesting.

Not just your location and demographics, but also a lot of other stuff that it can access from your browser (and it can access a metric fuckton of it) and your Google account if you're logged in. I believe if you make a Google search in incognito mode, it should only be taking into account your location, and you can obviously use proxy IPs to see what it would look like from different areas.

[Kirian]

I get cars, college writing, weed, and deadpool.

Perhaps there were popular articles named "Everything You Need to Know About X", at least for cars, weed, and deadpool, which almost all of us seem to have found?

Edit:  I get the same results in a different browser in incognito mode.

[Infthitbox]

Edit:  I get the same results in a different browser in incognito mode.

Of course you do, your IP address didn't change.

[Awaclus]

Edit:  I get the same results in a different browser in incognito mode.

Of course you do, your IP address didn't change.

It's not a given. I get cars, star wars, open innovation forbes and au pair in incognito mode from the same IP that I got cars, weed, deadpool and pregnancy earlier. Your browsing history and your Google account history (if you're logged in, or to a lesser extent if you have been logged in since the last time your browsing history was cleared) also affect the search results and suggestions.

[Witherweaver]

Making Fun's next project?

https://twitter.com/stelian/status/720913927639560194