Har har.
I'm completely serious dude, that picture of you made me grow ovaries just so that they could explode. I'm just pointing out that the rest of the population still manages to find a partner despite the tough competition.
Second addendum: while being in shape is not strictly necessary, being clean absolutely is. Make sure you don't smell (this can be hard if you transpire a lot, try different deos), that your breath doesn't smell either (just brush your teeth), that your clothes are washed and ironed. If you are not particularly attached to your facial hair, shave often. Anyway, you don't need to go overboard, but know that if you neglect your general aspect, you will make things much harder for you.