Most pretension name for a song title ever?
And what part of it is the band name? It's just a mess all around.
There are a bunch of pretenders vying for the pretentious song title throne. It's tempting to go with one of the long titles on the Sufjan Stevens album Illinois, e.g.
Sufjan Stevens - "The Black Hawk War, or, How to Demolish an Entire Civilization and Still Feel Good About Yourself in the Morning, or, We Apologize for the Inconvenience but You're Going to Have to Leave Now, or, 'I Have Fought the Big Knives and Will Continue to Fight Them Until They Are Off Our Lands!'"
It's always disappointing when an interesting title turns out to be an instrumental, even if the instrumental is good. I'm not sure I want to fault one of those though. I could just pick an awful instrumental with a grandiose title, like
Pink Floyd - The Grand Vizier's Garden Party (Part 1: Entrance; Part 2: Entertainment; Part 3: Exit)
Man, that's good enough. I can't spend all day looking for pretentious song titles.
Now long titles that are great, there are plenty of those. Guided by Voices / Pollard and Game Theory / Loud Family have a bunch. Man, you know you're in for a good time with a title like
Loud Family - Screwed Over by Stylish Introverts
or
Loud Family - Asleep and Awake on the Man's Freeway
or
Loud Family - Ballad of How You Can All Shut Up
The most sublime title though, sadly just thrown onto an instrumental snippet, is
Game Theory - All Clockwork and No Bodily Fluids Makes Hal a Dull Metal Humbert