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Letting dead poets make cards
« on: June 19, 2015, 10:44:53 pm »
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Inspired by Donald X's response to the auto-generated interview, here's a card E. E. Cummings might make:

pretty how town
Type: sleep - wake - hope
Cost: (

                                 +1 if
              +2 yes
laugh your grief(if you do, cry)
deck trash hand supply
play your didn't discard your did
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Re: Letting dead poets make cards
« Reply #1 on: June 20, 2015, 12:21:52 am »
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Ancient Mariner
cost 2  Action
Draw 4 cards by good wind
brought by the bird, your friend
but now trash the albatross.
It, instead of a cross,
is doomed to hang around your neck.
gain a curse if you did the worst
gain another on your deck
-3 actions while we suffer from thirst
Someone must carry the blame
So put cards back whence they came
 until you have 3 cards to your name.  []
+5 coin. You may trash an Action card.
If not, banish this to the graveyard.  []
From your discards, trash the curse at last to fade  []
The albatross sinks, no sound it made
But still, some penance must be paid
Spend all your coin to tell the others   []
Draw each card on which this story writ
This duty above you hovers
Until your own dust is bit

in honor of Samuel Taylor Coleridge, one of my favorite poets
« Last Edit: June 20, 2015, 12:42:33 am by LibraryAdventurer »
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Re: Letting dead poets make cards
« Reply #2 on: June 20, 2015, 12:35:52 am »
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Here is a card by Basho:

Autumn Leaves
Type: Action / Haiku
Cost: $5

Plus four money -
Now discard down to
One single card

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Re: Letting dead poets make cards
« Reply #3 on: June 20, 2015, 12:37:52 am »
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Carpe diem, boys.  Seize the day!
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Re: Letting dead poets make cards
« Reply #4 on: June 20, 2015, 03:05:58 am »
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Hamlet

+Buy or not +Buy: that is the question,
whether 'tis safer for the turn to keep
that extra Copper's worth of buying power,
or to discard a card one might have played
to feed one's running engine. +Card, +Action—
no more, and with +Action thus we play
a cantrip, like a Page or like a Pawn
that passes through our hand nonterminally
as though it never were. Discard, +Action—
+Action, like a Village! There's the role
that gives this card its value in an engine!
For who would bear the pain of twice discarding—
the Torturer's rack, Militia's fierce assault—
but for the hope that added buys and actions
will let us overcome our weakened hand
and draw our deck, and clear the final pile?
Analysis doth paralyze us all,
and that which promises a Worker's Village
is crippled when we cannot bear to discard;
and engine decks with insufficient draw
in this regard their handsize cannot risk,
and lose their source of actions.
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Re: Letting dead poets make cards
« Reply #5 on: June 20, 2015, 01:03:19 pm »
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Moat, by Robert Frost

Before you bought a moat you'd ask to know
What you were walling in or walling out,
And to what you were like to get protection.
Something there is that doesn't love attacks,
That wants them blocked.  You could react to him,
But it's not worth it exactly, and you'd rather
He bought it for himself.
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Re: Letting dead poets make cards
« Reply #6 on: June 20, 2015, 04:56:59 pm »
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Inspired by Donald X's response to the auto-generated interview, here's a card E. E. Cummings might make:

pretty how town
Type: sleep - wake - hope
Cost: (

                                 +1 if
              +2 yes
laugh your grief(if you do, cry)
deck trash hand supply
play your didn't discard your did

if i could upvote this infinitely i would.  my second favorite poem by favorite poet (the first being 'since feeling is first')
also lmao at the fact that this card is totally cummingsesque
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Re: Letting dead poets make cards
« Reply #7 on: June 20, 2015, 05:12:54 pm »
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Here is a card by Basho:

Autumn Leaves
Type: Action / Haiku
Cost: $5

Plus four money -
Now discard down to
One single card

combos hard with watchtower (needs a village)
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