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[sudgy]

Once upon a time, there was a man (Voltgloss).  He had no name, and the main outstanding feature he had was an afghan cap.  He came wandering into town one day, with only a brass lantern.

He managed to make his way into society, and decided to get a pet monkey (Jorbles).  He knew his last name should be Banana, but wasn't sure about the first name, and in the end decided on Mr.  The monkey was very good at climbing, and through years of training, the monkey became domesticated.  As he is a monkey, he can not speak, but he knows sign language.

A man named Greasy (Kuildeous) needed a home, but nobody would help him because of his horrendous body odor.  The unnamed man was used to some bad smells from Mr. Banana and said he would help him.

Clark Kent (Galzria) was strange.  Sometimes, people who had been with him were trapped inside huge cellophane "S"s.  They had died from suffocation.  When the government came after him to figure out what was going on, he went into hiding with the unnamed man, Mr. Banana, and Greasy.



So, introductions over, I'll say everybody's name and power (and all the specifics they didn't mention)

Voltgloss:
Name: unkown
Equipment: Afghan Cap, Battery-Powered Brass Lantern

Jorbles:
Name: Mr. Banana (and yes, "Mr." is your first name)
Power: Is a monkey, so has good climbing skills.
Other: Can't speak, can only use sign language

Kuildeous:
Name: Greasy
Power: He has so much body odor that anybody within 5 meters will go away from him, and you can smell it anywhere within 20 meters of him.  From living with the others in an apartment, they are immune.

Galzria:
Name: Clark Kent
Power: He can throw trapping cellophane super S's (out of thin air).  They will trap the thing they hit inside them, and if the target needs to breath, they will suffocate.
Other: The government is looking for him.



A side note, you all have infinite hammer space, and can put whatever you want into your pockets.  Your inventory will be in the next post, and will be edited whenever you put something else in there.


Now, for the story to actually start.  You all wake up one day and find that you have been locked into your apartment.  What do you do?

[sudgy]

Voltgloss:
Afghan Cap (being worn), Battery Powered Brass Lantern, Screwdriver, a lot of Cellophane, two Loaded Guns, Chainsaw, Broken Cellophane Trap (ripped from the airholes), Hammer, Empty Sack of Potatos
Status: Normal

Jorbles:
Garlic Press, a Lot of Peanuts, More Peanuts
Status: Normal

Kuildeous:
11 unused Sticks of Deodorant, 1 partly used Stick of Deodorant, Work Gloves, Locked Briefcase,  Hamburger with Extra Onions, Salt Shaker, Peanuts, Spatula, Apron (being worn), a Bunch of Potatoes, 2 electrically charged cats
Status: Stinky

Galzria:
Whisk, Fake Passport, Wallet (has $300, ID Card, Credit Card, Various Receipts), Large Fries, Tire Iron, 6 Government Goons IDs, Car Keys
Status: Fat

[liopoil]

/tag

[Galzria]

Find the kitchen and check the fridge and pantries for any food. If found, consume.

[sudgy]

Find the kitchen and check the fridge and pantries for any food. If found, consume.

You go to the kitchen and find lots of food (about a week's worth for everyone) in there.  You eat as much as you can, but get too full.  You are now fat.

[Voltgloss]

> find and search tool closet

[sudgy]

> find and search tool closet

You already know where the tool closet is, you live here.  Anyway, you find it and it has a hammer,  a screwdriver, and a chainsaw.

[Galzria]

Open drawers in the kitchen and take stock of various utensils within.

[sudgy]

Open drawers in the kitchen and take stock of various utensils within.

You have 86 Forks, 23 Spoons, 1 Butter Knife, 2 Spatulas, 3 Serving Spoons, a Whisk, a Garlic Presser, 8 Potato Peelers, a 1/3 Cup Measuring Cup, 2 Ladles, and a Rotten Piece of Meat.

[Kuildeous]

knock on door

[Galzria]

Take the butter knife out of the drawer, lick it, put it back, and then pick up the Whisk and stick it in my back pocket.

[Galzria]

Open the door that Greasy knocked on to try and let a drafty breeze through.

[sudgy]

knock on door

You knock on the door to the outside.  Nothing happens.

Take the butter knife out of the drawer, lick it, put it back, and then pick up the Whisk and stick it in my back pocket.

You lick the Butter Knife, and put the Whisk in your inventory.

Open the door that Greasy knocked on to try and let a drafty breeze through.

You try to open it, but it's locked.  You're locked in, remember?

[Jorbles]

# take rotten meat
# take garlic press
# open window

[sudgy]

# take rotten meat
# take garlic press
# open window

You put the Rotten Meat and Garlic Press into your inventory, and open your one tiny window.

[Galzria]

Examine the locked door closely

[sudgy]

Examine the locked door closely

You examine the door very closely.  It's fairly new, and to make sure nobody could break in, Voltgloss had gotten a VERY strong door in place.  It's somewhat messy though, with graffiti and smudges of bananas on it.

[Kuildeous]

Read graffiti

[Voltgloss]

>take screwdriver, chainsaw, hammer
>ask mr. banana to climb out window
>look under bed
>xyzzy

[sudgy]

Read graffiti

Looking closely, the graffiti is actually just a jumbled mess of ink.  Probably written by Jorbles.

>take screwdriver, chainsaw, hammer
>ask mr. banana to climb out window
>look under bed

You put the screwdriver, chainsaw and hammer into your inventory.

That window is really tiny.  Not even Jorbles could fit in it.

Which bed?  Each of you have one.

>xyzzy

[Galzria]

Look out Window to exterior of apartment and detail my surroundings.

[sudgy]

Look out Window to exterior of apartment and detail my surroundings.

There is a somewhat busy street out there, and mostly a bunch of houses.  There is a police station off to the right.

[Jorbles]

# Make loud monkey noises out window.

[Voltgloss]

>xyzzy

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xyzzy

> Look under my bed
> Look under Mr. Banana's bed
> Look under Greasy's bed
> Look under Clark Kent's bed
> Unscrew front door hinges with screwdriver

[sudgy]

# Make loud monkey noises out window.

You can't see people that well from the window, but you're pretty sure you got a lot of stares.

> Look under my bed
> Look under Mr. Banana's bed
> Look under Greasy's bed
> Look under Clark Kent's bed
> Unscrew front door hinges with screwdriver

You've kept under your bed nice and tidy.

Under Jorbles' bed has a LOT of banana peals.

Under Kuildeous's bed is a bunch of unused deodorant and a locked box.

Under Galzria's bed is a LOT of cellophane.  And a false passport.

You unscrew the front door hinges.  The door falls down outward on top of something human-sized.