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Three word story
« on: May 18, 2013, 04:52:40 am »

Every forum needs one of these, right? I'll post it in Forum Games for now so that people notice it, but after a while I'll move it to Non-Mafia Game Threads.

ITT we will collaboratively write a story.

Rules:
  • Anyone can play. No sign ups required!
  • To play, make a post. Please allow a minimum of three other players to post between any two of your contributions to ensure you don't have too much influence over the story.
  • All contributions to the story must contain exactly three words. You may add punctuation if you wish, but it can be ignored by future contributors if they want to continue in a different way from your intention (e.g. you end your post with a full stop, intending for the next poster to start a new sentence. The next poster instead starts with "because" and continues your sentence.)
  • You may post things other than your three word contribution (e.g. commentary on the story), but make sure it is clear what is and isn't part of the story.
  • Introducing forum members to the story is strongly encouraged although...
  • ...Please respect other forum members' wishes. If they wish to be written out of the story, do so ASAP and don't re-introduce them.
  • Have fun!

And so our story begins:



Once upon a time there lived a man who sold armaments to theory and rrenaud who accepted them to fight the Resistance! But one day, they found a very young horse who was ridden by none other than the one and only Rube Goldberg! He is someone that they could trust not at all. Meanwhile, the man with the golden hair and a spike through his forehead stood to sell more armaments than those sitting at computers.

Theory was wondering when his aspirin would Kick in.

Rrenaud found the giant Rube Goldberg riding through the vast forest filled with armaments. He took his race car instead of his armaments to Galzria's house. He rang the doorbell. Galzria's angry dog, Eevee was startled and dug up hidden bones in the kitchen. No one saw him dig up the dead cats who were to scrawny to be cats. Then when they realized they weren't cats, liopoil posted a highly confidential package stuffed with bits of skin and cat flesh on some pieces of armaments. It was amazing. He gave some thought to what color his armaments and TV in the package should be so he could find the red one.

Gossamer threads descended from the heavens to tie up the phone lines. Meanwhile, sudgy the man sang Honeybee. As he sang, he was struck dumb and couldn't stop singing it. With an inaudible fart, Sudgy brought death to Rube: The Musical tickets Of doom. Theory and Rrenaud were fainting from the fart's odor. Sudgy quickly backed away into some armaments.

Later that week liopoil's package arrived and contained boxes Filled with letters in alphabet soup. Theory grabbed the aspirin and exclaimed "My aspirin hasn't worked in years!" He was shocked.

Meanwhile Rrenaud was trying on armaments. The armaments weren't really armaments so he turned them into arm mentos. He realized that made no sense but his delicious alphabet soup distracted gman and he felt bad. What had he done? He distracted gman yet again by eating soup, but that distracted mail-mi too, causing him to fall off purple monkey dishwashers, landing into armaments and bruising his left cheek.

Rrenaud took aspirin away from theory to fix it so that he could...
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Re: Three word story
« Reply #1 on: May 18, 2013, 05:01:08 am »

...time there lived...
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Re: Three word story
« Reply #2 on: May 18, 2013, 07:59:38 am »

...a man who...
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Re: Three word story
« Reply #3 on: May 18, 2013, 09:32:05 am »

...sold armaments to...
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Re: Three word story
« Reply #4 on: May 18, 2013, 12:47:29 pm »

...who accepted them...
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Re: Three word story
« Reply #5 on: May 18, 2013, 12:51:25 pm »

to fight the
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I have been forced to accept that lackluster play is a town tell for you.

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Re: Three word story
« Reply #6 on: May 18, 2013, 12:52:29 pm »

Resistance! But one
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Re: Three word story
« Reply #7 on: May 18, 2013, 12:53:28 pm »

day, they found
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Re: Three word story
« Reply #8 on: May 18, 2013, 01:13:11 pm »

...horse who was...
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Derphammering is when quickhammers go derp.

Faust has also been incredibly stubborn this game. In other news, it's hot in the summer, and water falls from the sky when it rains.


Mafia Record:
TOWN Wins: M3, M5, M6, M11, M17, M28, M32, M105, M108, M114, M118, M120, M122, DM1, DoM1, OZ2, RM45, RM47, RM48, RM49, RM55
TOWN Losses: M4, M7, M8, M9, M13, M14, M18, M31, M110, M111, M113, M117, M125, RM3, RM4, RM54
SCUM Wins: M2, M19, M23, M100, DM3, RM1, RM2, RM48, RM50
SCUM Losses: M15 (SK), M102 (Tr), OZ1, RM55

Total Wins: 30
Total Losses: 20

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Re: Three word story
« Reply #9 on: May 18, 2013, 01:14:53 pm »

...ridden by none...
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I currently imagine mail-mi wearing a dark trenchcoat and a bowler hat, hunched over a bit, toothpick in his mouth, holding a gun in his pocket.  One bead of sweat trickling down his nose.

'And what is it that ye shall hope for? Behold I say unto you that ye shall have hope through the atonement of Christ and the power of his resurrection, to be raised unto life eternal, and this because of your faith in him according to the promise." - Moroni 7:41, the Book of Mormon

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Re: Three word story
« Reply #10 on: May 18, 2013, 01:16:27 pm »

...other than the...
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Re: Three word story
« Reply #11 on: May 18, 2013, 01:20:43 pm »

...one and only...
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Re: Three word story
« Reply #12 on: May 18, 2013, 01:33:26 pm »

... Rube Goldberg! He...
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Quote from: Voltgloss
Derphammering is when quickhammers go derp.

Faust has also been incredibly stubborn this game. In other news, it's hot in the summer, and water falls from the sky when it rains.


Mafia Record:
TOWN Wins: M3, M5, M6, M11, M17, M28, M32, M105, M108, M114, M118, M120, M122, DM1, DoM1, OZ2, RM45, RM47, RM48, RM49, RM55
TOWN Losses: M4, M7, M8, M9, M13, M14, M18, M31, M110, M111, M113, M117, M125, RM3, RM4, RM54
SCUM Wins: M2, M19, M23, M100, DM3, RM1, RM2, RM48, RM50
SCUM Losses: M15 (SK), M102 (Tr), OZ1, RM55

Total Wins: 30
Total Losses: 20

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Re: Three word story
« Reply #13 on: May 18, 2013, 01:47:54 pm »

.. is someone that..
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Re: Three word story
« Reply #14 on: May 18, 2013, 01:48:43 pm »

they could trust
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Re: Three word story
« Reply #15 on: May 18, 2013, 02:02:10 pm »

not at all.
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I currently imagine mail-mi wearing a dark trenchcoat and a bowler hat, hunched over a bit, toothpick in his mouth, holding a gun in his pocket.  One bead of sweat trickling down his nose.

'And what is it that ye shall hope for? Behold I say unto you that ye shall have hope through the atonement of Christ and the power of his resurrection, to be raised unto life eternal, and this because of your faith in him according to the promise." - Moroni 7:41, the Book of Mormon

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Re: Three word story
« Reply #16 on: May 18, 2013, 02:13:09 pm »

Meanwhile, the man

Can we have the whole story listed in the OP? :D
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Re: Three word story
« Reply #17 on: May 18, 2013, 02:14:53 pm »

with the golden
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Re: Three word story
« Reply #18 on: May 18, 2013, 04:55:25 pm »

hair and a
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Re: Three word story
« Reply #19 on: May 18, 2013, 04:56:38 pm »

spike through his
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I currently imagine mail-mi wearing a dark trenchcoat and a bowler hat, hunched over a bit, toothpick in his mouth, holding a gun in his pocket.  One bead of sweat trickling down his nose.

'And what is it that ye shall hope for? Behold I say unto you that ye shall have hope through the atonement of Christ and the power of his resurrection, to be raised unto life eternal, and this because of your faith in him according to the promise." - Moroni 7:41, the Book of Mormon

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Re: Three word story
« Reply #20 on: May 18, 2013, 04:59:44 pm »

forehead stood to
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Re: Three word story
« Reply #21 on: May 18, 2013, 05:00:12 pm »

sell more armaments
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Re: Three word story
« Reply #22 on: May 18, 2013, 05:07:57 pm »

than those sitting
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Re: Three word story
« Reply #23 on: May 18, 2013, 05:08:45 pm »

at computers. Theory
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I currently imagine mail-mi wearing a dark trenchcoat and a bowler hat, hunched over a bit, toothpick in his mouth, holding a gun in his pocket.  One bead of sweat trickling down his nose.

'And what is it that ye shall hope for? Behold I say unto you that ye shall have hope through the atonement of Christ and the power of his resurrection, to be raised unto life eternal, and this because of your faith in him according to the promise." - Moroni 7:41, the Book of Mormon

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Re: Three word story
« Reply #24 on: May 18, 2013, 05:14:43 pm »

was wondering when


Can we have the whole story listed in the OP? :D

I'll try to update it every now and then. Not now though. The Eurovision Song Contest is about to get to the scoring (the bit that's worth watching).
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