Ugh is Galz-ree-ah a troll? No.
Didn't the original game have rules about how many guesses you can make? Yes.
Isn't that important so it doesn't devolve into 20 questions? No.
Does your rule smell like a cat? No.
Does your rule smell like a dog? No.
Am I larger and more terrifying than your rule? Yes.
Did Joth actually look at the rules on page 1 before suggesting that I cannot simply post all guesses and no questions? No.
Let me try out something. What is the answer to this question here? Yes.
How do you say Galzria's name? No.
Is Volt the Oracle? No.
Guess: Question has 13 words = yes Incorrect. "Will this question, which has thirteen words, come back with the answer 'yes?'" No.
What if a question has nine words in it? No.
What if a different question has ten words in it? No.
If a question had eleven words, would that make a difference? No.
Is the answer Yes? No.
Is the answer yes? No.
Is the answer NOOOOOO! No.
Guess: has thirteen words and odd number of non-space, non-letter characters, not including the ending question mark - answer is yes; otherwise no. Incorrect. "This question has thirteen words. Will it come back with the answer 'yes?'" No.
How about this? Is this it? No.
Volt making a mistake? No.
Is that even possible? No.
How could Insomniac even suggest such a thing? No.
Is the answer, to this question right here, now going to be yes? No.
Let's ask a bunch of questions that have thirteen words in them now? No.
Will that produce the desired results of helping us win this terrible game? No.
Will it at least provide us with additional information about Voltgloss's new rule? No.
Is the answer to this question right here, now going to be yes? No.
Let me try something else. What's the answer to this question here? Yes.
This will work. Won't it? No.
I don't get this rule. How do you feel about puppies? No.
Is this game dead forever? No.
Did VOltgloss kill it? No.
Can it be saved? No.
Did Jotheonah kill Zendo? No.
WHy does everything I touch die, metaphorically speaking? No.
Why does everything I touch literally die? No.
Were those questions rhetorical, or did you actually want real answers? No.
Do you post questions you want real answers to in a Zendo forum? No.
Would I post deep, existential questions on a Dominion Strategy forum at all? Yes.
Can't you tell me? No.
Would you? No.
Well, it isn't really the case that everything I touch dies. If it were I would probably wear gloves, be a hermit, and hope for the best. Is that what you wanted to know? No.
If it was, would I tell you? No.
Is the question what you would do if everything you touched died, or what others would do? No.
Do you think that buying gloves and living as a hermit would be enough? No.
Could you live such an existence? No.
Are you completely self sufficient? No.
Could you live without any other human interaction? No.
Could those around you bear it to have you leave them? No.
Would life be worth living if you must live it alone? No.
Is there any answer that truly satisfies any of these questions? No.
Can I find the answer? No.
Give me some beer, will yah? Yes.
k k k k k k k k k k k k k ? No.
a a a a a a a a a a a a a ? No.
a a a a a a a a a ? No.
can a rule be a bad thing, or good thing, or worse thing? No.
can a rule be a bad thing, can it? No.
Am I the best, huh? No.
I am the best, will you admit it? Yes.
Am I the best ever, huh? No.
Shoot me first, please? No.
Me no understand things, correct? No.
why isn't volt answering my questions? No.
What's the answer. To this question? No.
What's the answer, to this question? No.
Whats the answer to this question? No.
Whats the answer. To this question? No.
What's the answer: to this. question? No.
What's, the. Answer: to! this "question"? No.
Whats, the, answer, to, this, question? No.
If this works, will you tell me? No.
This must work, right? No.
Give me some wine, will yah? Yes.
Give me some sangria, will yah? Yes.
Give me some Scotch will yah? Yes.
Give me some good beer, will yah? Yes.
Give me some really good beer, will yah? Yes.
Will ya give me some beer? Yes.
Will yah give me some beer? Yes.
ya? No.
yah? No.
Am I the question? No.
Can Voltgloss fart? No.
Can you fart? No.
Can I fart? No.
Can I fart questions? No.
Can you fart questions? No.
Grujah's first guess has already been contradicted, by "How do you say Galzria's name? No."
Grujah's second guess has already been contradicted, by "Shoot me first, please? No."
Grujah's third guess has already been contradicted, by "Am I the question? No."
joth's guess has already been contradicted, by "Didn't the original game have rules about how many guesses you can make? Yes."
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