Topic: Zendo Questions (Read 101032 times)

jotheonah · « **Reply #650 on:** December 20, 2012, 02:52:45 pm »

Volt making a mistake?
Is that even possible?
How could Insomniac even suggest such a thing?

Voltgloss · « **Reply #651 on:** December 20, 2012, 03:20:23 pm »

Ugh is Galz-ree-ah a troll? No.
Didn't the original game have rules about how many guesses you can make? Yes.
Isn't that important so it doesn't devolve into 20 questions? No.
Does your rule smell like a cat? No.
Does your rule smell like a dog? No.
Am I larger and more terrifying than your rule? No.
Did Joth actually look at the rules on page 1 before suggesting that I cannot simply post all guesses and no questions? No.
Let me try out something. What is the answer to this question here? Yes.
How do you say Galzria's name? No.
Is Volt the Oracle? No.

Guess: Question has 13 words = yes Incorrect. "Will this question, which has thirteen words, come back with the answer 'yes?'" No.

What if a question has nine words in it? No.
What if a different question has ten words in it? No.
If a question had eleven words, would that make a difference? No.
Is the answer Yes? No.
Is the answer yes? No.
Is the answer NOOOOOO! No.

Guess: has thirteen words and odd number of non-space, non-letter characters, not including the ending question mark - answer is yes; otherwise no. Incorrect. "This question has thirteen words. Will it come back with the answer 'yes?'" No.

How about this? Is this it? No.
Volt making a mistake? No.
Is that even possible? No.
How could Insomniac even suggest such a thing? No.

Insom's guess is already disproven, both by the question he cited and also by the answer to "How do you say Galzria's name?"

Galzria · « **Reply #652 on:** December 20, 2012, 03:30:06 pm »

Is the answer, to this question right here, now going to be yes?

jotheonah · « **Reply #653 on:** December 20, 2012, 04:52:45 pm »

Let's ask a bunch of questions that have thirteen words in them now?
Will that produce the desired results of helping us win this terrible game?
Will it at least provide us with additional information about Voltgloss's new rule?

Galzria · « **Reply #654 on:** December 20, 2012, 04:56:14 pm »

No, No, Yes.

Voltgloss · « **Reply #655 on:** December 20, 2012, 05:01:57 pm »

I am so sorry guys, I made a mistake early on. Not the one Insom asked about. I've corrected it below - note the question in bold. Commence mockery.

Ugh is Galz-ree-ah a troll? No.
Didn't the original game have rules about how many guesses you can make? Yes.
Isn't that important so it doesn't devolve into 20 questions? No.
Does your rule smell like a cat? No.
Does your rule smell like a dog? No.
Am I larger and more terrifying than your rule? Yes.
Did Joth actually look at the rules on page 1 before suggesting that I cannot simply post all guesses and no questions? No.
Let me try out something. What is the answer to this question here? Yes.
How do you say Galzria's name? No.
Is Volt the Oracle? No.

Guess: Question has 13 words = yes Incorrect. "Will this question, which has thirteen words, come back with the answer 'yes?'" No.

What if a question has nine words in it? No.
What if a different question has ten words in it? No.
If a question had eleven words, would that make a difference? No.
Is the answer Yes? No.
Is the answer yes? No.
Is the answer NOOOOOO! No.

Guess: has thirteen words and odd number of non-space, non-letter characters, not including the ending question mark - answer is yes; otherwise no. Incorrect. "This question has thirteen words. Will it come back with the answer 'yes?'" No.

How about this? Is this it? No.
Volt making a mistake? No.
Is that even possible? No.
How could Insomniac even suggest such a thing? No.
Is the answer, to this question right here, now going to be yes? No.
Let's ask a bunch of questions that have thirteen words in them now? No.
Will that produce the desired results of helping us win this terrible game? No.
Will it at least provide us with additional information about Voltgloss's new rule? No.

Galzria · « **Reply #656 on:** December 20, 2012, 05:05:38 pm »

Is the answer to this question right here, now going to be yes?

Voltgloss · « **Reply #657 on:** December 20, 2012, 05:07:53 pm »

Note that I made a mistake in an early question, fixed in the latest summary. If you all jump straight to the bottom of my post you may miss that. As it's a question that answered "yes" without being 13 words long, you may be interested

SwitchedFromStarcraft · « **Reply #658 on:** December 20, 2012, 05:30:02 pm »

Quote from: Voltgloss on December 20, 2012, 05:07:53 pm

Note that I made a mistake in an early question, fixed in the latest summary. If you all jump straight to the bottom of my post you may miss that. As it's a question that answered "yes" without being 13 words long, you may be interested

That's our moderator, Voltgloss, being fair and acting quickly, yet again.

Galzria · « **Reply #659 on:** December 20, 2012, 05:37:04 pm »

Quote from: Voltgloss on December 20, 2012, 05:07:53 pm

Note that I made a mistake in an early question, fixed in the latest summary. If you all jump straight to the bottom of my post you may miss that. As it's a question that answered "yes" without being 13 words long, you may be interested

Volt making a mistake? No.

Is that even possible? No.
How could Insomniac even suggest such a thing? No.

Bwahahaha.

Voltgloss · « **Reply #660 on:** December 20, 2012, 05:46:18 pm »

Quote from: Galzria on December 20, 2012, 05:37:04 pm

Quote from: Voltgloss on December 20, 2012, 05:07:53 pm
Note that I made a mistake in an early question, fixed in the latest summary. If you all jump straight to the bottom of my post you may miss that. As it's a question that answered "yes" without being 13 words long, you may be interested

Volt making a mistake? No.

Is that even possible? No.
How could Insomniac even suggest such a thing? No.

Bwahahaha.

+300

jotheonah · « **Reply #661 on:** December 20, 2012, 08:35:49 pm »

Let me try something else. What's the answer to this question here?

Voltgloss · « **Reply #662 on:** December 21, 2012, 09:18:43 am »

Ugh is Galz-ree-ah a troll? No.
Didn't the original game have rules about how many guesses you can make? Yes.
Isn't that important so it doesn't devolve into 20 questions? No.
Does your rule smell like a cat? No.
Does your rule smell like a dog? No.
Am I larger and more terrifying than your rule? Yes.
Did Joth actually look at the rules on page 1 before suggesting that I cannot simply post all guesses and no questions? No.
Let me try out something. What is the answer to this question here? Yes.
How do you say Galzria's name? No.
Is Volt the Oracle? No.

Guess: Question has 13 words = yes Incorrect. "Will this question, which has thirteen words, come back with the answer 'yes?'" No.

What if a question has nine words in it? No.
What if a different question has ten words in it? No.
If a question had eleven words, would that make a difference? No.
Is the answer Yes? No.
Is the answer yes? No.
Is the answer NOOOOOO! No.

Guess: has thirteen words and odd number of non-space, non-letter characters, not including the ending question mark - answer is yes; otherwise no. Incorrect. "This question has thirteen words. Will it come back with the answer 'yes?'" No.

How about this? Is this it? No.
Volt making a mistake? No.
Is that even possible? No.
How could Insomniac even suggest such a thing? No.
Is the answer, to this question right here, now going to be yes? No.
Let's ask a bunch of questions that have thirteen words in them now? No.
Will that produce the desired results of helping us win this terrible game? No.
Will it at least provide us with additional information about Voltgloss's new rule? No.
Is the answer to this question right here, now going to be yes? No.
Let me try something else. What's the answer to this question here? Yes.

Galzria · « **Reply #663 on:** December 21, 2012, 09:27:29 am »

This will work. Won't it?

jotheonah · « **Reply #664 on:** December 21, 2012, 09:41:33 am »

I don't get this rule. How do you feel about puppies?

Voltgloss · « **Reply #665 on:** December 21, 2012, 10:30:23 am »

Ugh is Galz-ree-ah a troll? No.
Didn't the original game have rules about how many guesses you can make? Yes.
Isn't that important so it doesn't devolve into 20 questions? No.
Does your rule smell like a cat? No.
Does your rule smell like a dog? No.
Am I larger and more terrifying than your rule? Yes.
Did Joth actually look at the rules on page 1 before suggesting that I cannot simply post all guesses and no questions? No.
Let me try out something. What is the answer to this question here? Yes.
How do you say Galzria's name? No.
Is Volt the Oracle? No.

Guess: Question has 13 words = yes Incorrect. "Will this question, which has thirteen words, come back with the answer 'yes?'" No.

What if a question has nine words in it? No.
What if a different question has ten words in it? No.
If a question had eleven words, would that make a difference? No.
Is the answer Yes? No.
Is the answer yes? No.
Is the answer NOOOOOO! No.

Guess: has thirteen words and odd number of non-space, non-letter characters, not including the ending question mark - answer is yes; otherwise no. Incorrect. "This question has thirteen words. Will it come back with the answer 'yes?'" No.

How about this? Is this it? No.
Volt making a mistake? No.
Is that even possible? No.
How could Insomniac even suggest such a thing? No.
Is the answer, to this question right here, now going to be yes? No.
Let's ask a bunch of questions that have thirteen words in them now? No.
Will that produce the desired results of helping us win this terrible game? No.
Will it at least provide us with additional information about Voltgloss's new rule? No.
Is the answer to this question right here, now going to be yes? No.
Let me try something else. What's the answer to this question here? Yes.
This will work. Won't it? No.
I don't get this rule. How do you feel about puppies? No.

jotheonah · « **Reply #666 on:** December 28, 2012, 09:04:21 pm »

Is this game dead forever?
Did VOltgloss kill it?
Can it be saved?

Galzria · « **Reply #667 on:** December 28, 2012, 09:05:05 pm »

Did Jotheonah kill Zendo?

jotheonah · « **Reply #668 on:** December 28, 2012, 09:06:35 pm »

WHy does everything I touch die, metaphorically speaking?
Why does everything I touch literally die?

Galzria · « **Reply #669 on:** December 28, 2012, 09:12:09 pm »

Quote from: jotheonah on December 28, 2012, 09:06:35 pm

WHy does everything I touch die, metaphorically speaking?
Why does everything I touch literally die?

Were those questions rhetorical, or did you actually want real answers?

jotheonah · « **Reply #670 on:** December 28, 2012, 09:23:16 pm »

Do you post questions you want real answers to in a Zendo forum?
Would I post deep, existential questions on a Dominion Strategy forum at all?

Galzria · « **Reply #671 on:** December 28, 2012, 09:27:10 pm »

Quote from: jotheonah on December 28, 2012, 09:23:16 pm

Do you post questions you want real answers to in a Zendo forum?
Would I post deep, existential questions on a Dominion Strategy forum at all?

Can't you tell me?
Would you?

jotheonah · « **Reply #672 on:** December 28, 2012, 09:46:04 pm »

Well, it isn't really the case that everything I touch dies. If it were I would probably wear gloves, be a hermit, and hope for the best. Is that what you wanted to know?

Galzria · « **Reply #673 on:** December 28, 2012, 09:49:26 pm »

Quote from: jotheonah on December 28, 2012, 09:46:04 pm

Well, it isn't really the case that everything I touch dies. If it were I would probably wear gloves, be a hermit, and hope for the best. Is that what you wanted to know?

If it was, would I tell you?

Is the question what you would do if everything you touched died, or what others would do?

Do you think that buying gloves and living as a hermit would be enough?

Could you live such an existence?

Are you completely self sufficient?

Could you live without any other human interaction?

Could those around you bear it to have you leave them?

Would life be worth living if you must live it alone?

Is there any answer that truly satisfies any of these questions?

Voltgloss · « **Reply #674 on:** December 29, 2012, 11:59:09 am »

Ugh is Galz-ree-ah a troll? No.
Didn't the original game have rules about how many guesses you can make? Yes.
Isn't that important so it doesn't devolve into 20 questions? No.
Does your rule smell like a cat? No.
Does your rule smell like a dog? No.
Am I larger and more terrifying than your rule? Yes.
Did Joth actually look at the rules on page 1 before suggesting that I cannot simply post all guesses and no questions? No.
Let me try out something. What is the answer to this question here? Yes.
How do you say Galzria's name? No.
Is Volt the Oracle? No.

Guess: Question has 13 words = yes Incorrect. "Will this question, which has thirteen words, come back with the answer 'yes?'" No.

What if a question has nine words in it? No.
What if a different question has ten words in it? No.
If a question had eleven words, would that make a difference? No.
Is the answer Yes? No.
Is the answer yes? No.
Is the answer NOOOOOO! No.

Guess: has thirteen words and odd number of non-space, non-letter characters, not including the ending question mark - answer is yes; otherwise no. Incorrect. "This question has thirteen words. Will it come back with the answer 'yes?'" No.

How about this? Is this it? No.
Volt making a mistake? No.
Is that even possible? No.
How could Insomniac even suggest such a thing? No.
Is the answer, to this question right here, now going to be yes? No.
Let's ask a bunch of questions that have thirteen words in them now? No.
Will that produce the desired results of helping us win this terrible game? No.
Will it at least provide us with additional information about Voltgloss's new rule? No.
Is the answer to this question right here, now going to be yes? No.
Let me try something else. What's the answer to this question here? Yes.
This will work. Won't it? No.
I don't get this rule. How do you feel about puppies? No.

Is this game dead forever? No.
Did VOltgloss kill it? No.
Can it be saved? No.
Did Jotheonah kill Zendo? No.
WHy does everything I touch die, metaphorically speaking? No.
Why does everything I touch literally die? No.
Were those questions rhetorical, or did you actually want real answers? No.
Do you post questions you want real answers to in a Zendo forum? No.
Would I post deep, existential questions on a Dominion Strategy forum at all? Yes.
Can't you tell me? No.
Would you? No.
Well, it isn't really the case that everything I touch dies. If it were I would probably wear gloves, be a hermit, and hope for the best. Is that what you wanted to know? No.
If it was, would I tell you? No.
Is the question what you would do if everything you touched died, or what others would do? No.
Do you think that buying gloves and living as a hermit would be enough? No.
Could you live such an existence? No.
Are you completely self sufficient? No.
Could you live without any other human interaction? No.
Could those around you bear it to have you leave them? No.
Would life be worth living if you must live it alone? No.
Is there any answer that truly satisfies any of these questions? No.

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