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[sudgy]

A physicist, biologist, and mathematician are standing outside a bar.  They see two people go in, but then later three people come out.

The physicist says, "Our first measurement was inaccurate."

The biologist says, "They must have reproduced."

The mathematician says, "If one more person goes in, the bar will be empty."

EDIT: Fixed the punchline, since I forgot what it actually was   Upvote silverspawn's post.

[silverspawn]

A physicist, biologist, and mathematician are standing outside a bar.  They see two people go in, but then later three people come out.

The physicist says, "Our first measurement was inaccurate."

The biologist says, "They must have reproduced."

The mathematician says, "There are now -1 people in the bar."

it's much funnier with "if one more guy goes in now, the bar is empty"

[sudgy]

A physicist, biologist, and mathematician are standing outside a bar.  They see two people go in, but then later three people come out.

The physicist says, "Our first measurement was inaccurate."

The biologist says, "They must have reproduced."

The mathematician says, "There are now -1 people in the bar."

it's much funnier with "if one more guy goes in now, the bar is empty"

Ooh, I forgot, that's what it was!  I forgot! 

[Elanchana]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get +3 actions and +1 card per victory card in its hand, duh

[Witherweaver]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get +3 actions and +1 card per victory card in its hand, duh

Sigh... +1.

[Eevee]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

For cheap respect, of course.

[Witherweaver]

Why did the chicken cross the road again?

To get +1 card per victory card in its hand.

I feel dirty, but it had to be done.

[Elanchana]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

For cheap respect, of course.

I don't even think I deserved all that respect. You guys are too kind.

[enfynet]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

For cheap respect, of course.

I don't even think I deserved all that respect. You guys are too kind.

Gender roles on the Internet. It's quite impressive to watch, actually.

[Asper]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

For cheap respect, of course.

I don't even think I deserved all that respect. You guys are too kind.

Gender roles on the Internet. It's quite impressive to watch, actually.

On the other hand somebody joked that women were a curse very recently. Ah well.

[Witherweaver]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

For cheap respect, of course.

I don't even think I deserved all that respect. You guys are too kind.

Gender roles on the Internet. It's quite impressive to watch, actually.

On the other hand somebody joked that women were a curse very recently. Ah well.

Sounds like a jerk.  Must lead a bitter and cold life.

[Asper]

I don't know what it is. Maybe some people upvote a female's post more likely. Maybe being one of few girls on a forum makes you easier to remember and this familiarity makes it easier to connect to your jokes. Maybe the joke was genuinely funny.

Personally, i'm above all that and only laugh at Knock Knock jokes, anyhow. Here goes:

- Knock knock
- Who's there?
- Witch
- Witch who?
- Witch way to the King's Court, please?

[Kuildeous]

There's a girl here? Oh man, now I'm all self-conscious. I've gone and picked up all my dirty clothes.

It is strange that for a game that has a high percentage of female players the forum members is comprised mostly of males. Not sure why that is.

Anyway, welcome aboard. Keep telling jokes. And hey, a joke infused with a Dominion theme is just super.

[Awaclus]

I don't know what it is. Maybe some people upvote a female's post more likely. Maybe being one of few girls on a forum makes you easier to remember and this familiarity makes it easier to connect to your jokes. Maybe the joke was genuinely funny.

I don't think that's fair. Surprisingly enough, females can come up with funny jokes and people can find them funny for reasons that have nothing to do with anyone's gender. Why even assume that it wasn't genuinely funny in the first place?

[Asper]

I don't know what it is. Maybe some people upvote a female's post more likely. Maybe being one of few girls on a forum makes you easier to remember and this familiarity makes it easier to connect to your jokes. Maybe the joke was genuinely funny.

I don't think that's fair. Surprisingly enough, females can come up with funny jokes and people can find them funny for reasons that have nothing to do with anyone's gender. Why even assume that it wasn't genuinely funny in the first place?

I read enfynet's post that way. Basically i wanted to list the options of why a female would be percieved as getting a lot of respect for a joke you don't think is that funny. Listing the most obvious one last was an ironic way of saying "Or maybe it's the obvius, duh".

Hmm... Maybe it's the perception, instead. If everybody upvotes a joke i don't find funny, i'll attribute it to differing humor in general. But if it's a female telling it, it has to do with her being a her.

Edit: Also i demand more knock knock jokes!

[Witherweaver]

Feels relevant:

[Witherweaver]

Though Elanchana's post deserved the upvotes.. I'm not sure why we're talking about gender at all.  Especially since the joke doesn't even touch upon gender.

[Awaclus]

I read enfynet's post that way. Basically i wanted to list the options of why a female would be percieved as getting a lot of respect for a joke you don't think is that funny. Listing the most obvious one last was an ironic way of saying "Or maybe it's the obvius, duh".

I see. It sounded more like "I could be wrong (actually I'm not, but I'll say it anyway to appear nice)" to me, but that makes more sense.

[Asper]

Though Elanchana's post deserved the upvotes.. I'm not sure why we're talking about gender at all.  Especially since the joke doesn't even touch upon gender.

Meh... It  doesn't even start with "Knock knock".

Knock knock
Who's there?
Doctor
Doctor who?
Doctor Hartner, lawyer of the BBC. I heard you are illegally streaming one of my client's sci-fi shows.

[pacovf]

Though Elanchana's post deserved the upvotes.. I'm not sure why we're talking about gender at all.  Especially since the joke doesn't even touch upon gender.

Meh... It  doesn't even start with "Knock knock".

Knock knock
Who's there?
Doctor
Doctor who?
Doctor Hartner, lawyer of the BBC. I heard you are illegally streaming one of my client's sci-fi shows.

I'm glad to see I'm not the only one missing the jokes!

[Kuildeous]

I'm glad to see I'm not the only one missing the jokes!

http://forum.dominionstrategy.com/index.php?topic=4584.0

[Elanchana]

-Knock knock.

-Who's there.

-Three dead terminals.

-S**t.





(I'm sorry)

[Asper]

It has all a good joke needs.

By the way, are there other europeans here who only know of knock knock jokes through american media? I'm sure i never heard them when growing up.

Also:
-Knock knock
-Who's there?
-Ozle, it's me.
-...
-Ozle...?
-... Is it Moat?

[Elanchana]

Oh! Oh! Know what this thread needs? New business jokes!

I have a new business.
What's your new business?
I work in the king's court.
How is business?
It's got a lot of action.

I have a new business.
What's your new business?
I'm a pearl diver.
How is business?
I'm slowly rising to the top.

I have a new business.
What's your new business?
I'm working at Goko.
How is business?
Everyone keeps making fun of me.

[enfynet]

Oh! Oh! Know what this thread needs? New business jokes!

[...]

I have a new business.
What's your new business?
I'm working at Goko.
How is business?
Everyone keeps Making Fun of me.

Fixed it for you.