"r/craftbees, help
r/craftbees, pray
r/craftbees, hold
r/craftbees, pray
r/craftbees, get
r/craftbees, give (also: I'm not going to hold any raffle prizes)
r/craftbees, help
r/craftbees, buy
r/craftbees, help
r/craftbees, give (also: I'm not going to give any raffle prizes)
r/craftbees, help
r/craftbees, buy
r/craftbees, help
r/craftbees, help
r/craftbees, help
r/craftbees, help
r/craftbees, help
r/craftbees, help
r/craftbees, sell
r/craftbees, help
r/craftbees, help
r/craftbees, help
r/craftbees, help
r/craftbees, help
r/craftbees, help
r/craftbees, buy (also: I'm not going to sell any raffle-"
"SHUT UP!" the web-developer of the group suddenly shouted. "You know what's the worst thing about the missile no longer flying? The fact that we might all die? Nah. It's the fact that you got out of the psych ward, hands down.
"r/craftbees, ive seen my life flash before my eyes like a movie poster, redditor c_johnson explained. Im still in a lot of pain, having just been stabbed by a man who claimed to be on the military. Its a very scary thing that's going on right now in this country."
"I have no idea what you're talking about. You're not reading any reddit posts right now. But you and I are now going to duel to the death. Enough is enough."
"Fuck this, this isn't how any real conversation should go, I replied. I opened the channel to /r/craftbees and watched with great interest as the group of guys with guns started to chat."
"You're not reading reddit and there is no r/craftbees board. No. Stop talking. Duel. Now."