Hello, dear listeners! Oh, how wonderful is it to finally be back here? Maybe some of you don't know me, or have forgotten me: I am Kevin, and I will be taking over this radio station from now on. Isn't that right, Cecil?
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Oh thank you. Yes, I do hope that I will make a great host too! I am so excited to have such a warm welcome here.
Now some of you may be wondering how I came back here. I have been trapped in the desert otherworld for quite some time, building a town with the army of masked warriors. Some day, another army came to our town, and they were just so much better. They killed all of the other army, and then they scattered their entrails all over. Ohh, you should have seen it! Such a pretty sight.
Then I talked to them, and found out that they come from a place called Svitz. Some decades ago, a foreign community radio host came to their country and ravaged their coutnry. They swore revenge, and they found a way first to the desert otherworld and from there to this place - Night Vale! An elderly lady without a face that was inhabiting their home in secret apparently showed them the way! They swore to estalish their Dominion here, and well, it seems that they did!
Listeners, today a way chapter begins for this town, a chapter under the benevolent rule of the Sviss army, who in a first move have established the faceless lady that helped them as mayor. And with new chapters come new names. I think our town should adopt a new name in celebration of this day. And I can think about just the one: how about... Desert Bluffs? Isn't that just a wonderful name for a place like this?
I swear I shall be a dutiful radio host, and as such, I shall bring you the news:
The Dominion tournament has ended. The victor was a nice lady wearing sunglasses and the most beautiful smile. All other attendents have beend ealt with according to the rules. Ohh, you should have been there. So much red, and blood, and teeth! I brought a back with me so I can start redecorating the station.
So for now, as always: Until next time, Desert Bluffs. Until next time.
CheesyJelly has been lynched! They were the Glow Cloud, the town-aligned Weird Scout!
chairs, LaLight and IDontPlayThisGame have been endgamed!
The scum team of Teproc, 2.71828..... and Joseph2302 wins flawlessly!