Top 30 Things To Do Now That You Have Read This Thread (You WON'T Believe #7!)1. Revive Scout, then kill it again. Isn't that fun?
2. Buy a Yacht. Spend the rest of your life paying off the debt. But hey, you have a boat and nobody else does. That's pretty cool.
3. Upvote every post on this thread. Then unvote and upvote again. Repeat until the end of the known universe or you die, whichever comes first.
4. Give Donald X. the Best F.DS Post of the Year Award... again.
5. Let's talk about Pink Floyd. Aren't they kind of overrated? They're actually not all that good. Does that get you angry? See Reason #7.
6. Get into the Holiday Spirit! Buy an expensive tree that will shed all over your floor that you're going to simply dispose of in the middle of February for one day of presents.
7. Start up Top 30s lists as an all new obnoxious f.ds meme.
8. Send RoadRunner to Scout Rehab. Maybe one day he'll be a productive member of society again.
9. Start a Patreon to fund RoadRunner's trip to rehab. He can't pay for it because he spent all of his life savings on copies of Scout.
10. Complain about the Qvist Ruins ranking. Some people don't know how much better Ruined Market is than Ruined Library apparently.
11. Record yourself tearing up all of your copies of Scout, and then send the video to RoadRunner. It will help with his rehabilitation process.
12. Try beating Limetime consistently at Dominion. It's hard. Like, really hard.
13. Go beta test the new Dominion 2017 Client. If you want access to the client, message Stef directly on f.ds or go join the Dominion Discord Server and ask from there.
14. Speaking of which, go join the
Dominion Discord Server.
15. Tell your spouse you love them. If you don't got a spouse, tell your date you love them. If you don't got either, dating is overrated. Don't worry about it. You can skip this one.
16. Go work on your autobiography. Don't have anything to write? This means you have spent too much time on f.ds!
17. Go check your cis white male Capitalist privilege. Can you feel the guilt inside? That means it's working.
18. Drink some coffee. You need a break from checking that privilege. It's hard work.
19. Go outside and find a homeless man. Give him something to drink and eat, and talk to him. You just made someone's life better.
20. Nickelback is working on a new album, so it's time to listen to all of Nickelback's greatest hits! (Hint: there isn't any)
21. Go watch the movie "What About Bob?". It's actually a decent comedy movie.
22. Contemplate your mortality. You are going to die. We're all going to die.
23. Calculate approximately how much Donald X. makes per year.
24. Complain about the decline in civility of Scout posts
25. Complain about the decline in quality of Scout posts
26. Complain about how Trump is President and how the world is going to end.
27. Complain.
28. Complain some more.
29. While the cake is a lie and we live in a simulated reality where nothing is real, that doesn't mean your bodily stimuli can tell the difference! Enjoy that slice of cake.
30. Thank Donald X. for the game of Dominion.
What did you think of this top 30 list? Have any ideas? Leave your thoughts in the comments! What could possibly go wrong?