How to Annoy Your Friends in IRL Dominion
Sat through a million Cultist slogs? Heard one too many Scout jokes on f.ds? Can't stand McGarnacle's Dominion Musings? Well then this handy series of ideas on how to annoy your friends in IRL Dominion is for you!
1. Intentionally mispronounce certain card names repeatedly: I always say "Tactican" instead of "Tactician". Also, when I play Menageries, instead of saying "I play a Menagerie; no duplicates" I say "Menagerie, no duplicatos" because I think it sounds cool
2. Every time your opponent is frustrated they can't buy what they want, say things like "Man, wouldn't it be great if that Copper you just played was a Gold? Then you could have bought that Province."
3. Every time you play a deck-inspection attack, like Oracle or Spy, ask to see the top card of their deck, even if it is the same one you just revealed last time you played the attack.
4. Slowly play your treasures when you are going to buy something good, play all your action cards even when you can already buy what you want.
Stay tuned for more advice along the same line!