15 votes are in, let's look at the results.
Side One
6 votes Sneezing and then saying "thank you" before anyone can say "bless you" vs. Hydrad 9 Votes
Early on this vote looked close, then Hydrad ran away with the vote. Hydrad will advance.
7 votes Nightshade vs. Game of Thrones 8 votes
A contentious field; some people don't care for Game of Thrones. Lots of people aren't sure what's meant by Nightshade. Witherweaver hammered, and Game of Thrones will advance.
11 votes xkcd vs. Phoenix 4 votes
Phoenix had a tough time being matched up against an even more popular thing with "x" in it. xkcd will advance.
5 votes Waffle House vs. Isomorphisms 10 votes
Maybe people have never eaten at Waffle House, maybe you guys just like math. Either way, Isomorphisms will advance.
2 votes Puppet circus vs. LastFootnote's Enterprise fan expansion 13 votes
Puppet circus could not compete against the popularity of Enterprise. LastFootnote's Enterprise Fan Expansion will advance.
10 Votes P equaling NP vs. Tuocs 5 votes
Tuocs took an early lead, then people with an appreciation for math history simultaneously realized that Tuocs just spells Scout backwards. P equaling NP will advance.
6 votes The Voyager probes vs. e 9 votes
It was close, but e will advance.
5 votes The Best $5 Card Ever vs. Green 10 votes
Early this vote looked close, then green ran away with the majority. Green will advance.
Side Two
4 Votes Age of Empires II vs. Pokemon 9 Votes
Pokemon proves itself to be the more popular game among f.dsers. Pokemon will advance.
5 votes pi vs. food 9 votes
As one voter commented, people gotta eat and tau works just as well anyway. food will advance.
9 votes Onomatopoeias vs. Public School Teachers 6 votes
It was close, but Onomatopoeias will advance.
11 Votes Guacamole vs. "Friends" series 4 votes
Most people like guacamole. Not everyone is so fond of Friends. One voter hates them both, but Guacamole will advance.
7 votes water vs. Unconditional Love 8 votes
Another nailbiter, but Witherweaver's vote for water was not quite enough. Unconditional Love will advance.
12 Votes Fresh, homemade bread vs. Lil B the based god 3 Votes
It wasn't close. Fresh, homemade bread will advance.
6 votes Last Day of School vs. Noodles 9 votes
School is over, and Noodles will advance.
5 votes Nintendo vs. Telescopes 10 votes
Telescopes will advance.