Side One
Sneezing and then saying "thank you" before anyone can say "bless you" vs. Hydrad
Thinking people will bless you because you sneezed is arrogant. Well, not really. It is just what people do. But still, Hydrad
Nightshade vs. Game of Thrones
Granted, the story is just warming up by the end of this book, but a solid start to the series. Better than a poisonous plant.
xkcd vs. Phoenix
yeah. xkcd gets the vote here
Waffle House vs. Isomorphisms
Tough one here. Isomorphisms are great. But, like, Waffle House is amazing. Slight edge to Waffle House
Puppet circus vs. LastFootnote's Enterprise fan expansion
Not sure what a puppet circus is, not really sure that I want to know. Sounds creepy
P equaling NP vs. Tuocs
The entire concept and history behind the problem is fascinating.
The Voyager probes vs. e
exploring space is cool, which makes my answer to this one slightly irrational
The Best $5 Card Ever vs. Green
Green. Like Green, with the candlestick, in the Library? I say yes. It was him.
Side Two
Age of Empires II vs. Pokemon
Age of Empires II is one of those timeless games that you can always go back and play and enjoy years and years after it came out. At least, I have.
pi vs. food
pi is food, right? No? Better select food then. Besides, Tau is better anyway.
Onomatopoeias vs. Public School Teachers
These are just cool
Guacamole vs. "Friends" series
I mean, I feel like this is unfair to "Friends" but I just can't go against guacamole here.
water vs. Unconditional Love
I unconditionally love water. Well, unless I were drowning in it. Then it wouldn't be so cool
Fresh, homemade bread vs. Lil B the based god
Straight out of the oven. Hot, fresh, delicious.
Last Day of School vs. Noodles
The last day of school is great. Like, you are getting released into summer, you have no worries....yeah....that last day of school was a while ago.
Nintendo vs. Telescopes
Classics like MarioKart, Super Smash Bros.....have to go Nintendo