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[Seprix]

Every post must be a pun. Everything.

[Sidsel]

Dominionated thoughts:

I was considering how Harem was a victory card - that it would be quite a victory to get all those scheming ladies on the same page.

My next thought: "Lucky Page..."

[Witherweaver]

If your post does not contain a pun, there will be punitive damages.

[Seprix]

If your post does not contain a pun, there will be punitive damages.

And you'll post the injuries on Puntrest to discourage any pungent detractors.

[werothegreat]

A pun.

[Kuildeous]

Once a pun a time...

[silverspawn]

[GendoIkari]

When Green Arrow got lost in New York City, he ended up Allover Queens.

[Seprix]

[LibraryAdventurer]

Dominionated thoughts:

I was considering how Harem was a victory card - that it would be quite a victory to get all those scheming ladies on the same page.

My next thought: "Lucky Page..."

Um... the Page is a woman. I guess she can trip over the Harem ladies by accident...
The Hero who can gain Harems at will is also a woman. Will likes that kind of hero.

[Sidsel]

Dominionated thoughts:

I was considering how Harem was a victory card - that it would be quite a victory to get all those scheming ladies on the same page.

My next thought: "Lucky Page..."

Um... the Page is a woman. I guess she can trip over the Harem ladies by accident...
The Hero who can gain Harems at will is also a woman. Will likes that kind of hero.

Well, we don't know the orientation of the Page.. Lesbian, bi, portrait, landscape...

[Seprix]

Dominionated thoughts:

I was considering how Harem was a victory card - that it would be quite a victory to get all those scheming ladies on the same page.

My next thought: "Lucky Page..."

Um... the Page is a woman. I guess she can trip over the Harem ladies by accident...
The Hero who can gain Harems at will is also a woman. Will likes that kind of hero.

Well, we don't know the orientation of the Page.. Lesbian, bi, portrait, landscape...

What a reveal! This is quite the page turner!

[Witherweaver]

Somebody page me when we move on to a new pun.

[GendoIkari]

This thread could go on for several pages...

[enfynet]

At least we are all being Peasant about it.

[Sidsel]

At least we are all being Peasant about it.

He(a)r(o), he(a)r(o)!

[belugawhale]

I got angry when my cell phone battery died. My counselor suggested I find an outlet.

[enfynet]

I got angry when my cell phone battery died. My counselor suggested I find an outlet.

Maybe you just need a quiet place to recharge.

[Burning Skull]

that sage just skipped a page

[hockeysemlan]

Last night I upgraded my Page to a Chapter, then to a Book, then finally into a Library.

Wasn't really worth the effort after all..

[Seprix]

I got angry when my cell phone battery died. My counselor suggested I find an outlet.

Instead of being loud on a cell phone, go try being quiet in a phony cell.

[LibraryAdventurer]

Last night I upgraded my Page to a Chapter, then to a Book, then finally into a Library.

Wasn't really worth the effort after all..

Sounds like a good deal to me. This adventurer finds plenty of treasure in the library when I take out books on loan. Especially when I have a hero to help. Let's start a book club (and hit the tactician with it 'cause he's useless in the library).

[Sidsel]

My cat isn't much of a Ratcatcher. She doesn't come when she's called.

[Seprix]

My cat isn't much of a Ratcatcher. She doesn't come when she's called.

*inserts joke about catcalling*

[Asper]

I thought this thread was about war. But i see it's all in good pun.