Topic: Dominion Fan-Fiction (Read 2111 times)

Seprix · « **on:** April 30, 2015, 02:18:37 pm »

You are intrigued. That, and Elanchana will love this. I don't know, girls are into this sort of thing called shipping which has nothing to do with Port, which is also a Dominion card, lookit that!

And if you're reading this and wondering what the heck you're reading, don't worry. I don't know what I'm creating either. It's stupid, but hey. Maybe it'll be fun. I just hope I don't regret this. lol

This is the never ending story of Dominion. Each post is the continuation of that story.

Two rules.

1. You may post up to three sentences.

2. All characters must be Dominion cards. E.G. Witch, Candlestick Maker, etc. Yes, even Possession and Remodel are card-people.

Remodel woke up. He couldn't wait to get to work trashing Estate! He went downstairs and ate some cereal.

Awaclus · « **Reply #1 on:** April 30, 2015, 02:49:07 pm »

Quote from: Seprix on April 30, 2015, 02:18:37 pm

girls are into this sort of thing called shipping

Boys too!

silverspawn · « **Reply #2 on:** April 30, 2015, 03:14:08 pm »

Quote from: Awaclus on April 30, 2015, 02:49:07 pm

Quote from: Seprix on April 30, 2015, 02:18:37 pm
girls are into this sort of thing called shipping

Boys too!

Seprix · « **Reply #3 on:** April 30, 2015, 03:22:11 pm »

Quote from: silverspawn on April 30, 2015, 03:14:08 pm

Quote from: Awaclus on April 30, 2015, 02:49:07 pm
Quote from: Seprix on April 30, 2015, 02:18:37 pm
girls are into this sort of thing called shipping

Boys too!

Play the game already.

Awaclus · « **Reply #4 on:** April 30, 2015, 03:42:35 pm »

The doorbell rang. Remodel went to open the door. It was the Sea Hag.

Witherweaver · « **Reply #5 on:** April 30, 2015, 03:45:21 pm »

Stonemason was unhappy. Moat had promised to keep such ruffians away. Stonemason decided to destroy Moat and sell the raw materials to see what else he could buy.

silverspawn · « **Reply #6 on:** May 04, 2015, 04:11:03 am »

"Don't let her in," Stonemason said to Remodel.

"But she's my mother," Remodel protested.

Stonemason had none of it, and closed the door before his rebellious son could say or do anything else.

silverspawn · « **Reply #7 on:** May 20, 2015, 01:53:14 pm »

hey

*bump*

LibraryAdventurer · « **Reply #8 on:** May 20, 2015, 11:39:12 pm »

Quote from: silverspawn on May 20, 2015, 01:53:14 pm

"hey"

, said Remodel, "I wanted to ask mom for some gold. You never give me gold unless I kill a Peddler and when I do that, the city militia comes after us.

silverspawn · « **Reply #9 on:** May 21, 2015, 11:16:31 am »

"How dare you disobeying your father."

Stonemason's eyes were shooting daggers.

"I'm going to turn you into two tiny develops, just like I turned your old mom into two new moms."

werothegreat · « **Reply #10 on:** May 21, 2015, 12:04:57 pm »

"Y-you mean... Young Witch and Ambassador were m-made from M-mommy?"

Asper · « **Reply #11 on:** August 10, 2015, 09:43:42 am »

"No, son, Ambassador and Sea Hag were. Your mom No. 2 is hardly a 'Young Witch'.", Stonemason answered. "...Even though she likes to call herself that."

Seprix · « **Reply #12 on:** August 10, 2015, 10:22:55 am »

There was silence in the room. The distant cries of the local Miser assaulting the Copper were heard. Remodel did not know what to say.

Asper · « **Reply #13 on:** August 10, 2015, 11:27:44 am »

Sea Hag stood outside the door, sadly looking at the basket of freshly picked Curses she had brought. Was she really that old? Sure, there were newer cursers, and with bonuses, but still...

Seprix · « **Reply #14 on:** August 10, 2015, 11:34:03 am »

A King's Court walks by, staring at Sea Hag and saying, "My God, you're an awful choice to KC!" Suddenly, Scout came out of the sewer, saying, "Nah... That's me..."

Asper · « **Reply #15 on:** August 10, 2015, 11:36:39 am »

(Note by the author: Apparently Scouts live everywhere in sewers below the Dominion, where they hide in Secret Chambers. Which are also a horrible choice to KC.)

LibraryAdventurer · « **Reply #16 on:** August 11, 2015, 09:08:40 pm »

Remodel had an idea. He snuck out the back door where Stonemason couldn't see and turned Sea Hag into a Soothsayer. Here's a new mom who'll give me plenty of Gold, he thought.

Seprix · « **Reply #17 on:** August 11, 2015, 09:17:46 pm »

Soothsayer admired her new body. "wow, Remodel! Wow!" Remodel then remembered he needed to go to school.

silverspawn · « **Reply #18 on:** August 20, 2015, 06:20:23 am »

... but school was so boring. He decided to remodel school, too. Something weird happened though, he could only make the school into another school.

LibraryAdventurer · « **Reply #19 on:** August 21, 2015, 04:03:14 am »

So instead he remodeled his teacher, Mr Swindler, into a Horn of plenty. All the kids liked him after that, except for Jack.

Asper · « **Reply #20 on:** August 21, 2015, 05:04:51 am »

But Jack is a mustard-encrusted Rat-fancier, who even cares about Jack. The Trade family may be proud of his Silver gaining and trashing skills, (unlike his sister Trade Route, who can't gain Silvers), but Remodel was still determined to gain Gold instead. And Gold is much better than Silver, right?

Seprix · « **Reply #21 on:** August 21, 2015, 07:24:26 am »

Remodel walked to school, taking several minutes to pray to his God, Adam Horton. He hoped the Shuffle Luck would be his to make. Perhaps Horton would smile on his fortune this day!

Asper · « **Reply #22 on:** August 25, 2015, 08:57:34 pm »

Remodel remembered a Last Footnote the Bishop had read to them once, just after the topic Switched from Starcraft to AdamH's other miracles: "And it says in JSH:537: And his Dominion is a wondrous place, Wer o the great wonders are to be found, and gold and Silver spawn, and No more fun is had anywhere on earth than there. So, let it be your Qvist to live forAwa clus to his rules, aS he can't say no to inviting you to dine at his Beyond awesome Tables if you do - or, at least in Theory."

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