Earlier today I tried to come up with a new meme. Now I'm glad that I didn't bother; I'd only feel ashamed.
Edit: Even the expansion symbol and artist name? Bravo.
![Cheesy :D](http://forum.dominionstrategy.com/Smileys/default/cheesy.gif)
I considered making it worth more than Gold, but I figured that this way it might actually be balanced (minus the "shave" clause, which could probably be abused depending on the game definition of "shave"). It's a $5 Gold with the drawback of being almost guaranteed to miss the reshuffle. Thoughts on that?
It combos with Pearl Diver. As you can see in the
official Pearl Diver art, the diver is reaching for a fossilized moustache.