Just got Final Cut Pro. I've never used a heavy-duty editor in my entire life, so this is pretty nuts. I'm just messing around with it, so I took good ol' Shia's speech, and put tons of stupid effects on it. I can do so much more, I only have to discover it...
Yeah, there's a random explosion at 0:36 for no reason other than to be stupid and funny.
I only wish I put in a spinning fruit in there at one point.