At the bottom of the Water Temple, the group reached a vast chamber where waterfalls cascaded down into a pool of brilliantly clear water. The Medallion was nowhere to be seen, but a tall figure stepped slowly out of the shadows.
“Ganon!” cried the group with a gasp. The King of Thieves chuckled, and everyone felt chills run down their spines; this time, it was no illusion.
“How cute,” said Ganon. “You really thought you still stood a chance against me with your Hero dead and gone? This silent temple will be your graves.”
“Monster!” cried Sheik. “The Hero hasn't fallen at all! His spirit lives on in our hearts!”
Ganon growled, and began to glide over the floor toward the group. He began to chant in some dark language, and magical energy sparked from his hands. But the group didn't falter; they surged forward as one, with Sheik in the lead, wielding the Master Sword. The mysterious ninja (who totally wasn't Zelda) and the sorcerer clashed; there was a mighty roar, and flash of light; and as quickly as the battle began, it was over.
Ganon's body lay in a heap on the floor.
For a moment, the only sound was the noise of splashing water. Then a mighty cheer rose from the group. The King of Thieves was no more! The Quest was over!
Sheik held up a hand to silence the celebration. “This is a great victory for the forces of good,” she said. “But alas, we cannot cease our journey. Ganon's minions are still out there, and they will not simply run away and hide now that their leader is dead. Indeed, they may seek bloody vengeance. Tomorrow, we will rise from this temple, and free Hyrule at last!”
Archetype has been lynched! He was Ganondorf (Mafia ???)!