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[Morgrim7]

Granted, but shes actually your wife.

I wish that my alarm clock was broken

[Witherweaver]

Granted, but shes actually your wife.

I wish that my alarm clock was broken

Granted, it now goes off every three minutes and can't be turned off.

I wish my ankle would stop hurting.

[GwinnR]

I wish my ankle would stop hurting.

Granted, but now the whole rest of your body hurts.

I wish there would be peace in ambassador wars.

[Awaclus]

I wish my ankle would stop hurting.

Granted, but now the whole rest of your body hurts.

I wish there would be peace in ambassador wars.

Granted, but now your Moats collide every turn.

I wish I learned how to play Goons strategies.

[RTT]

granted but you will have terrible shuffle luck.

i wish there would not be a alchemy expansion.

[GwinnR]

i wish there would not be a alchemy expansion.

Granted, but there would be other cards, that are even more strange.

I wish, more people would watch my german Youtube-channel  #surreptitious advertising

[Davio]

Granted, but Germany will never win a football world cup again.

I wish Netherlands would win a world cup at least once.

[Awaclus]

Granted, but there would be other cards, that are even more strange.

Gunpowder?

[faust]

Granted, but Germany will never win a football world cup again.

I wish Netherlands would win a world cup at least once.

Granted.

I wish I could start my next modded mafia game sooner.

[GwinnR]

I wish I could start my next modded mafia game sooner.

Granted, but there is a character named "sucide bomber" who kills every one in the first round and you have to wait very long for the next round.

I wish all poeple in the world would play Dominion.

[Awaclus]

I wish I could start my next modded mafia game sooner.

Granted, but there is a character named "sucide bomber" who kills every one in the first round and you have to wait very long for the next round.

I wish all poeple in the world would play Dominion.

Granted, all 'poeple' in the world now play Dominion.

I wish Walk Through Fire had more albums.

[GwinnR]

I wish Walk Through Fire had more albums.

Granted, but they are only for special fans and you never hear a song of it.

I wish my english would be so good, that I'd never write "poeple" again ;-)

[soulnet]

I wish my english would be so good, that I'd never write "poeple" again ;-)

Granted, but you will never learn the word stranger.

I wish Soothsayer was cooler.

[GwinnR]

I wish Soothsayer was cooler.

Granted, but now he is so cool/cold, that you can't touch it for gaining it.

I wish I had more time to play Dominion.

[KingZog3]

Granted, but you can only play with 10 base set cards.

I wish would stop sweating so much.

[Awaclus]

Granted, but you can only play with 10 base set cards.

I wish would stop sweating so much.

Granted, you have lost the ability to sweat.

I wish I had an air conditioner.

[Witherweaver]

Granted, but you can only play with 10 base set cards.

I wish would stop sweating so much.

Granted, you have lost the ability to sweat.

I wish I had an air conditioner.

Granted, but you now live in Antarctica.

I wish I could have slept in this morning.

[GwinnR]

I wish I could have slept in this morning.

Granted, but you had bad nightmares.

I wish I would not lose so much time in this thread ;-)

[Awaclus]

I wish I could have slept in this morning.

Granted, but you had bad nightmares.

I wish I would not lose so much time in this thread ;-)

Granted, you will start losing time trying to get in this thread but never succeeding.

I wish there was a stronger version of Pearl Diver.

[SK]

Granted but it still sucks

I wish I had a grim reaper cloak

[KingZog3]

Granted but it still sucks

I wish I had a grim reaper cloak

Granted, but it still doesn't look cool or intimidating.

I wish I could sleep less, but still feel awake.

[Julle]

Granted but it still sucks

I wish I had a grim reaper cloak

Granted, but it still doesn't look cool or intimidating.

I wish I could sleep less, but still feel awake.

Granted, but you're now addicted to cocaine

I wish for more memes in Homage to the best card thread.

[SK]

Granted but your computer crashes as youre about to read them.
I wish my wishes wouldnt be corrupted

[enfynet]

Granted, but this is your last wish to be granted.

I wish people will enjoy Guardians of the Galaxy as much as I did.

[Witherweaver]

How'd you see it early?  Or trolling?