Mercenary and Mint were the two trashers in game one... One player used it as a Graverobber, and the other player could've done as well or better with a Gold and an Upgrade instead of two Expands.
That's because Expand isn't a mass trasher nor an early-game card... SCSN also used Expand to trash Gold->Province, which can't be done with Graverobber. Neither Upgrade nor Graverobber are on the board. Even if Upgrade was around, Expand has a niche because of its price point.
Game 2 I guess is legitimate, but you could also probably find games where Stef won buying Scout, but no one comes running in to defend Scout, either. In the second game, Stef had a Native Village megaturn with no +buy on the board, or else I doubt Expand would've been worth it. A single +buy on the whole board probably would have made Gold better than Expand.
I invite you to look for logs with Scout wins. I doubt you'll find many where Scout was important, whereas there are plenty where Expand is key.
I don't see where Stef has anything I'd call a megaturn, but sure -- lack of +Buy is a situation where Expand can be very important, to enable a multi-Province turn. Maybe if there were +Buy then Expand would be less important (but note, you can't just assume that +Buy would automatically make Gold better than Expand). So what? The point is that Expand was good on this board, and it's good in other situations too.
I just don't see how the wiki can say that Expand is usually bad, and you can agree that it's a sub-par card, and it's ok for everyone to bash on Scout all day, but when I post one meme about Expand, suddenly I'm confronted with three pages of Captain Edge Case. So the wiki writer claims Expand is bad 2/3 of the time, and Scout is probably bad 80-90% of the time... What's the cutoff for being allowed to make a joke?
Keep in mind that the wiki is based off of a pretty old article and that the wiki isn't definitive anyway. Also note that it does say that Expand can be of value sometimes.
Your one meme was fine. You got a bunch of edge cases and counter-examples because that is simply what happens on f.ds with anything that has even a bit of an edge case (and with a claim like yours, there were a lot of edge cases and a few regular cases as well). But the discussion wouldn't have continued as it did if you were just joking. You made statements about strategy beyond the initial joke, and you kept repeatedly bashing Expand as worthless in every game, even after Donald X chimed in that Expand has a strong effect.
Expand is weak-to-mediocre much of the time but is sometimes pretty good and occasionally game-winning. On the other hand, Scout is worthless most of the time (much more than 90%) and it's game-winning pretty much never. The Scout jokes are well deserved (and more f.ds meta jokes at this point than anything else).
Anyway, I apologize for beating this dead horse. It's just maddening to me that people keep giving you examples and counter examples, yet I still see you dumping on Expand and ignoring everything that others are saying about it.