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Re: Dominion jokes/pick-up lines
« Reply #125 on: August 17, 2016, 08:55:00 am »
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What do you call rats with the +Card token?
Lab Rats.
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Re: Dominion jokes/pick-up lines
« Reply #126 on: August 19, 2016, 04:00:22 pm »
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What do you call rats with the -$2 token on them?
A mistake.
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Re: Dominion jokes/pick-up lines
« Reply #127 on: August 19, 2016, 05:20:42 pm »
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possessed could also work
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Re: Dominion jokes/pick-up lines
« Reply #128 on: August 19, 2016, 05:39:58 pm »
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What do you call rats with no tokens on them?
Rats.       
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Re: Dominion jokes/pick-up lines
« Reply #129 on: August 19, 2016, 06:03:56 pm »
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What do you get when you trash a Fortress with a Rats?

Redwall

What do you get when you trash an Explorer with a Rats?

A pirat

What do you get when you trash a King's Court with a Rats?

A reason to resign
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Re: Dominion jokes/pick-up lines
« Reply #130 on: October 11, 2016, 10:08:23 am »
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What's the difference between Scout and Hunting Grounds?
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Re: Dominion jokes/pick-up lines
« Reply #131 on: October 11, 2016, 10:13:42 am »
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What's the difference between Scout and Hunting Grounds?

What's Scout?
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Re: Dominion jokes/pick-up lines
« Reply #132 on: October 11, 2016, 10:23:48 am »
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Your moms so dumb she thinks Goko/Making Fun was better than Isotropic. #Isotropicwasbetter #Gokoisworse
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Re: Dominion jokes/pick-up lines
« Reply #133 on: October 11, 2016, 10:41:56 am »
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Your moms so dumb she thinks Goko/Making Fun was better than Isotropic. #Isotropicwasbetter #Gokoisworse

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Re: Dominion jokes/pick-up lines
« Reply #134 on: October 11, 2016, 12:00:38 pm »
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Your moms so dumb she thinks Goko/Making Fun was better than Isotropic. #Isotropicwasbetter #Gokoisworse

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Re: Dominion jokes/pick-up lines
« Reply #135 on: October 11, 2016, 12:05:47 pm »
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What's the difference between Scout and Hunting Grounds?

I can't think of any. Both give you a nice benefit when you trash them.
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Re: Dominion jokes/pick-up lines
« Reply #136 on: October 11, 2016, 12:06:53 pm »
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What's the difference between Scout and Hunting Grounds?

Scout is non-terminal.

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Re: Dominion jokes/pick-up lines
« Reply #137 on: October 11, 2016, 05:06:32 pm »
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What's the difference between Scout and Hunting Grounds?

I can't think of any. Both give you a nice benefit when you trash them.

Trashing a Scout is its own reward.
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Re: Dominion jokes/pick-up lines
« Reply #138 on: October 11, 2016, 05:31:47 pm »
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hunting grounds draws four cards and scout draws four bad cards
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Re: Dominion jokes/pick-up lines
« Reply #139 on: October 11, 2016, 05:36:07 pm »
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hunting grounds draws four cards and scout draws four bad cards

You're lucky if Scout draws four bad cards...
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Re: Dominion jokes/pick-up lines
« Reply #140 on: October 12, 2016, 06:28:19 pm »
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I am a Scout. Will you be my Dame Josephine?
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Re: Dominion jokes/pick-up lines
« Reply #141 on: October 12, 2016, 07:03:19 pm »
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I am a Scout. Will you be my Dame Josephine?

Sir Michael shows up, the two run off together, and you're left there with 3 cards in hand.
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Re: Dominion jokes/pick-up lines
« Reply #142 on: December 02, 2016, 05:22:55 pm »
+1

Here's a hard one.  I'll upvote if anyone gets it:



Why does Mario always play Cornucopia/Adventures?
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Re: Dominion jokes/pick-up lines
« Reply #143 on: December 09, 2016, 12:52:07 am »
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What do you call it when you Inn-top-deck a bunch of sweet stuff, and it also delivers you hot coffee?

                 A good Inn-turn.             
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Re: Dominion jokes/pick-up lines
« Reply #144 on: December 09, 2016, 06:21:24 am »
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Why does Mario always play Cornucopia/Adventures?

So he can Save the Princess?
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Re: Dominion jokes/pick-up lines
« Reply #145 on: December 09, 2016, 08:37:46 am »
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Why does Mario always play Cornucopia/Adventures?

So he can Save the Princess?


Obv. so he can Save a Princess.

Aw man, 2EZ...  :(

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Re: Dominion jokes/pick-up lines
« Reply #146 on: December 09, 2016, 09:20:16 am »
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He'd hate Empires. There's always another frigging Castle.

Edit: oh, this has been done already too. Bah.
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Re: Dominion jokes/pick-up lines
« Reply #147 on: December 09, 2016, 11:46:24 pm »
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The Protoss love Empires.  Spawn more Overlords!

The Angry Birds love Empires, too.  Catapult!
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Re: Dominion jokes/pick-up lines
« Reply #148 on: December 10, 2016, 06:53:50 am »
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The Protoss ZERG love Empires.  Spawn more Overlords!

FTFY

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Re: Dominion jokes/pick-up lines
« Reply #149 on: December 10, 2016, 02:10:57 pm »
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The Protoss ZERG love Empires.  Spawn more Overlords!

FTFY

Still waiting on the Pylon card

Hey, Dominion has had Scout. That's not good enough for you?
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