“You Can’t Have Your Cake And Eat It Too” doesn’t fit on the title line of a Dominion card, so I went with Magical Lands (plus cheesy artwork). The strategic emphasis here is on the friction between having Potions to buy Magical Lands and trashing Potions to increase their value.
I spent a bunch of time on the ratio of VP to trashed Potions (I started at 1VP for 2 Potions and considered 2VP for 3 Potions – always rounding down), and ended up at a 1 to 1 rate. I realize that at first glance it seems absurd to have a theoretical maximum of 196VP in one Victory pile, but realistically, that’s almost never going to be relevant. Between buying Potions, lining them up, the competition between buying and trashing mentioned above, clogging your deck, and securing a 3-pile ending, you won't get anywhere close. But, you might just get enough VP to lock up a win.
THIS IS NOT THE CURRENT VERSIONI would appreciate any input on the ratio of VP to trashed Potions or help with anything else about the card.