Cathedral, a Short Story By Robz888
Me: Why, thank you, Cathedral! Such a good trasher.
Cathedral: ...
Me: Wow, you are fast. I hardly have any junk left!
Cathedral: ...
Me: Slow down, Cathedral! Have you ever heard of too much of a good thing?
Cathedral: ...
Me: This has gone too far.
Cathedral: ...
Me: Not my Silvers, are you mad?!
Cathedral: ...
Me: This will not do at all.
Cathedral: ...
Me: I just trashed a $4 Action, is your lust sated now, Cathedral?
Cathedral: ...
Me: I suppose you want my Treasuries as well. Fine.
Cathedral: ...
Me: Excuse me, this hand was Milita'd, it's not subject to your capricious whims. [Checks notes] You MONSTER!
Cathedral: ...
Me: Rats are a thing, you know. As is Hireling. I'll beat you, just wait and NOOOOO NOT MY SCHEMED ACTIONS
Cathedral: ...
THE END