Catapult emulates this by giving them a Curse.
It's sort of Monty Python, really.
*CRASH*
"Bloody 'ell!"
"Do you surrender now?"
"There's fine Silver in here!"
"Surrender now, or else...... What? .....Really?"
"Yeah! 99.9% pure, I'd say! Good stuff!"
"Get out of here!"
"Yeah! Thanks a lot, mate!"
"But... No! Can... Can we have it back?"
"I don't think so, mate, but do send more if ya can!"