Weekdays - the card the community has been waiting for!
Action - $5
+1 Card, +1 Action
If it is Monday, +$2
If it is Tuesday, +1VP
If it is Wednesday, each other player discards down to 4 cards
If it is Thursday, +1 Card
If it is Friday, gain a card worth up to $4
If it is Saturday, +2 actions
If it is Sunday, you gain a Gold, and each other player gains a silver.
(with apologies to Co0kieL0rd and Asper, obviously)