Masochism - Action - $8
Gain a Curse.
Bananas for Provinces - Action - 2$
Trash this. Discard your hand and drawing Pile, then gain all Provinces from the supply except for one, putting them into your hand. Put your discard Pile onto the Province Pile. People may buy cards from this pile for $8, regardless of what card lies on top. For the remainder of the game, whenever another pile from the supply is emptied, replace it with a random pile from outside the game.
Rampant Ambitions - Action - Victory - $5
Discard your hand. Set this card aside and return it to your deck at the end of the game. When you win this game, for every Copy of this Card in your Deck, double the amount of rating you would gain normally. When the game ends as a draw, win the game instead. Your opponent may not resign this game.
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Worth -5VP
... and the frail sails of courtesy - Action - Duration - 5$
+1 Card
+1 Action
While this is in play, whenever another Player wants to play a Card, he may politely ask your permission first. If he doesn't, he gets five curses. Whenever a Player wants to play an Attack, he is obligated to apologize to everyone else in advance; if he doesn't, however, the Attack resolves as normal, but he must suspend from the remainder of the game to overthink his actions. Whenever another player buys a Victory card, he must offer it to you before he gains it. Take a Poverty counter which isn't worth anything for every Victory card gained this way.
Wings of Justice - Action - Attack - 4$
Choose a Player. If that Player likes Rap Music, he loses the game.