This happened in a F2F game, so no log. You don't need one really though.
4 player game. Everything set up, I'm looking over the board. Mountebank at $5, Goons at $6, no real drawing or trashing but Moat is around making things interesting. I'm in 4th seat, and draw 2/5. Fine, works for me. Everyone else opens Smugglers and something else (I think two Smugglers/Silvers and a Smugglers/Mining Village, maybe?) - most of them aren't that experienced so whatever. I grab Moat/Mountebank, whatever.
Turn 3 and the player on my left Smuggles my Mountebank. Well crap, he's also the next best player in the game. Then the next player Smuggles the Mountebank as well. Then the 4th player Smuggles it as well. I'm pretty much thinking I've lost at this point, but oh well. I do something/ Turn 4 and I don't draw the Mountebank but do draw the Moat. I don't play it.
Turn 5 rolls around, and before I even get my 5th go, I've been hit by 3 Mountebanks. Hit by 3 Mountebanks, before I could even play the Mountebank I opened with. It sucked so bad.
The game didn't get too much better for me, with the player on my left's Smugglers stealing my first (and only) Goons, my Goons and Mountebank collided the shuffle after I got the Goons, and quite a few Duchies got smuggled as well.
I didn't win.