And I think the Round for the House should inspire a whole expansion for the college-aged drinking Dominion subset.
Oh boy. Let's do it.
WARNING: This game variant is incredibly stupid and should not be attempted by anyone, anywhere, under any circumstances, ever. If you do, you are an idiot....Under the TableAction- Reaction ($2)
+2 Cards
You and all other players slam a shot.
If another player passes out or pukes, reveal this card and remove them from the game. Gain +10 Victory Points. If you are sober enough to read this, only the first person who reveals this card gains the VP chips. If an argument breaks out over who revealed the card first, I'm not saying a fist fight is the answer. Because it's not.
A Round for the House (Revised)
Action-Attack ($2)
Discard a copper. If you do, all other players must slam a shot and you gain +1 VP Chip.
Trashed$3 (Action)
Trash a card from your hand and slam any number of shots. For each shot slammed, gain a card costing at most +$1 value than the trashed card.
Just an Observation$3 (Reaction)
Any time you take a shot, you may make an off-colored remark to any other player. If the result is unfortunate, you may reveal and discard this card, then gain +3 Cards and +3 VP chips.
Setup: "Unfortunate" is what you make of it.
Drunken Boast$4 (Action)
Slam up to 3 shots. For each shot slammed, gain +1 coin and +1 VP chip. If you slammed at least one, +1 Action.
Visceral Reality$4 (Action - Duration)
+1 Action
While this is in play, for any action that causes you to take at least 1 shot, add 1 coin token to the Visceral Reality mat. When you play this, gain +1 Coin per token on the mat.
Vendetta$5 (Action - Attack)
+$2
Pick one other player. That player must slam 3 shots.