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[Ministry of Silly Walks]

In honor of the best comedy troupe ever, and because I want it to exist (Looney Labs does it, why can't Rio Grande?), here is the beginning of a re-skin of a set of cards already in existence that would be fun to play with and be awesome. Join in with your ideas!

It doesn't have to be Monty Python, but it should all be medieval-style or fantasy, etc.

Torturer ----> The Spanish Inquisition
Knights ----> Sir Gallahad, Sir Bedivire, Sir Lancelot, Sir Not-Appearing-in-this-Film, and all the Moose from the credits...
Stables ----> Two Halves of Coconuts
Ironworks ----> Strange Women Lying in Ponds Distributing Swords
Mountebank ----> Three Headed Knight ("I say we be nice to him")
Saboteur ----> The Holy Handgrenade
Margrave ----> The Black Knight
Cultist ----> The Knights Who Say Ni!
Ruins ----> Nice Shruberry, Not Too Expensive Shruberry...
Catapult ----> Catapult
Rocks ----> Cow
Rogue ----> The French ("We've already got one!")
Bridge ----> The Bridgekeeper
Shanty Town ----> Castle Anthrax
Young Witch ----> Bad, Wicked, Naughty Zoot

....more to come! Ideas?

[Showdown35]

and all the Moose from the credits...

You do mean Llamas, right?


As for suggestions:

Death Cart --> Death Cart (Bring Out Your Dead!)
Beggar --> Denis (There's some lovely filth down here)
Feast --> Sir Robin's Minstrels (There was much rejoicing... Yaaaay!)
Mystic/Familiar --> Tim the Enchanter (There are some who call me... Tim)
Fortress --> Camelot (It's only a model)
Procession --> God (Of course it's a good idea!)

[Ministry of Silly Walks]

and all the Moose from the credits...

You do mean Llamas, right?


As for suggestions:

Death Cart --> Death Cart (Bring Out Your Dead!)
Beggar --> Denis (There's some lovely filth down here)
Feast --> Sir Robin's Minstrels (There was much rejoicing... Yaaaay!)
Mystic/Familiar --> Tim the Enchanter (There are some who call me... Tim)
Fortress --> Camelot (It's only a model)
Procession --> God (Of course it's a good idea!)

I mean moose! They're in the credits! The llamas are a crazy bunch that have no business taking credit for the credits!

God being Procession is brilliant! Because in the end the knights get trashed...
I love Sir Robin's Minstrels being Feast. "Trash or eat Sir Robin's Minstrels."
Of course Death Cart ---> Death Cart! Could be renamed to "Bring out your dead!"
Not sure about Familiar being Tim the Enchanter. I see that as being maybe more a duration that grants +cards (maybe Haunted Woods) because he is "busy" after all.

[Showdown35]

I mean moose! They're in the credits! The llamas are a crazy bunch that have no business taking credit for the credits!

God being Procession is brilliant! Because in the end the knights get trashed...
I love Sir Robin's Minstrels being Feast. "Trash or eat Sir Robin's Minstrels."
Of course Death Cart ---> Death Cart! Could be renamed to "Bring out your dead!"
Not sure about Familiar being Tim the Enchanter. I see that as being maybe more a duration that grants +cards (maybe Haunted Woods) because he is "busy" after all.

I always felt the Llamas were in the credits and the Moose were just subtitles, the writers of which were sacked (along with the firm responsible for sacking the writers), so really, the many different Llamas deserve to have their own cards!

- My thoughts exactly with God being Procession. He sends them on a great mission, they do a bunch of stuff, then get arrested (trashed).
- I figured Tim needed a card, just couldn't think of a good fit, so I went with the unaccounted for "Enchanter" types I could think of in Mystic and Familiar, but mechanically they don't really match.

Trying to think of which card would be the Legendary Black Beast of Aaaaargh!

[LibraryAdventurer]

Trying to think of which card would be the Legendary Black Beast of Aaaaargh!

Warrior or possibly IGG.

Graverobber - Dead Parrot
Moat (or maybe Horse Traders) - Argument clinic. ("You discard down to 3." "No I don't")
Spy - Fart in Your General Direction. (a super weak attack)

The Killer Bunny also needs a card, but I can't think what.

[Gubump]

Familiar --> Legendary Black Beast of Aaaaargh!
Torturer --> Killer Bunny
Magpie --> Unladen Swallow