I am swiftly catching you up, mister.
well you do average a post a day more than him.
Gar, I know! Too much Forum Games, which doesn't get me any upvotes or count for post totals. That's why I need to play some more IRL Dark Ages, so I don't sound like an idiot when I talk about it and people can upvote me again.
Or if that fails, there's always this: A Menagerie, a Wharf, a Goons, and a Scout walk into a bar...