In all seriousness though, I'm currently working on a sculpture in clay, and used Dominion as a part of it. The sculpture is about how much games mean to me, and my interest in them. It has a hand, with various things coming out of it which are objects or places from dominion cards. Around it are small objects which look like game pieces, also mostly objects from Dominion cards.
I guess I could post a picture, but it still needs to be fired up in the kiln and then painted, so I'll at least wait till it's done.