Without reading Jimmmmm's post, here's my guess.
Player 1 draws 5 coppers.
Player 2 draws 5 coppers.
Player 3 draws 5 coppers.
You draw 2 coppers and 3 estates.
Player 1 opens Noble Brigand. Everyone else now has 3 cards in their deck, and will reshuffle when drawing their second hand.
Player 2 opens Minion. He draws three estates, reshuffles, and draws his Minion.
Player 3 opens Embassy. He reshuffles and immediately draws his Embassy. You gain a silver.
Your turn! You buy nothing with your two coppers. You draw three coppers, reshuffle, and draw a silver and a copper! W00t! You have enough for a gold! You have five cards in your hand, six in your deck (3 copper, 3 estate), none in discard.
Player 1 does something.
Player 2 plays his Minion! You're screwed! You discard your hand and draw two estates and two coppers. You have two cards left in your deck, neither of which is your silver, and one of which is a copper. But then Player 2 uses his new Minioned hand to buy a Noble Brigand! You now have no cards in your deck, and your Silver is still in your discard.
Player 3 plays his Embassy, which gives him enough coin to buy another Noble Brigand, which steals your Silver!
You do nothing on your turn, and are back to where you started.
Yes! After a few edits, I think I got it, even with the right number of cards in deck and discard, I think!
Also, nicely done with the poetry. I like it.