theory -- you should totally work as many dominion card names into the speech as possible without being obvious.
then post text here for laughs.
c'mon... I know it's nerdy, but it is win/win. You don't have to be obvious about it. I'm sure no one at that feast will notice, unless they're in the know.
Earlier today, as rrenaud and [wife] stood on the
altar of the
chapel, we witnessed the
crossroads of two lives. The
bishop said the words to join them, to
remake them,
forge them into one in a ceremony which stands as a
monument to their love. I was moved by the tear in his eye as rrenaud first saw his bride-to-be during the
procession and I knew he meant it when he vowed ‘I am forever yours and you are forever
mine.’ Of course he was smart to lock [wife] down as she is quite the
upgrade on what he deserves, and I'm sure he'd
curse his luck if she got away. We’re still not sure why [wife] said yes to a
bazaar urchin like rrenaud, but he somehow found the
secret chambers of her heart and like a
thief, stole it away. Now she is forever his
princess. Though if I had to
venture a guess, I think she just felt sorry for him. [pause for laughter] But I suppose there is something storybook about their love. It’s a
familiar refrain that we’ve all heard before, but that doesn't make it any less
golden. And though these two
adventurers have shared so much, they will continue to
develop this
masterpiece of love.
Now I have the honor of
heralding in the happy couple. So, as a trusted
adviser of rrenaud’s, let me give you some
sage advice: [wife],
count on rrenaud and rrenaud,
lookout for [wife] as you are now in
possession of each other’s hearts and you should each be a safe
haven for the other. I know you’re all eager to begin the
feast in this
great hall so before I
rabble on too much, let us share this short
tribute to the new couple. [raise glass] We are all
wishing well for your new life together. Best of luck!