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[Voltgloss]

Well, we still have the briefcase Kuildeous has been working on trying to open.  Speaking of which, there may be something in the Establishment that will help us open it, and we should probably determine who the cashier saw fit to call.  On the other hand, hanging around here (by going in the Establishment now) increases the likelihood of the goons doubling back and finding us.  Thoughts?

> Look ahead down the road now that we've turned right

[sudgy]

> Look ahead down the road now that we've turned right

You don't see the end of the road.  There seem to be other shops/restaurants and such, and as it goes down it seems to go into an industrial area.

[Kuildeous]

Give hammer back to Voltgloss
Hold briefcase out to Voltgloss's chainsaw with locks showing
Close eyes
Pray a little bit.

[sudgy]

Give hammer back to Voltgloss
Hold briefcase out to Voltgloss's chainsaw with locks showing
Close eyes
Pray a little bit.

You give him the hammer, and hold the briefcase out to him, and pray.  Let's see what he does.

[Voltgloss]

Examine suitcase locks

Are we talking "you need a key" locks or a combination lock?

[sudgy]

Examine suitcase locks

Are we talking "you need a key" locks or a combination lock?

Both.

[Jorbles]

Point at Establishment.

We should stop I think.

[Voltgloss]

> Pull Dave from hammerspace
> Ask Dave for combination
> Ask Dave for key
> Explain to Dave he'll go back into my hammerspace or Kuildeous's hammerspace depending on the cooperative nature of his responses

While Dave is thinking...

> Unscrew locks with screwdriver
> Insert screwdriver into seam of suitcase
> Hit screwdriver with hammer

I don't think the chainsaw is the right tool for this job.  At least, not until we've explored ALL other options.

[Voltgloss]

Another option is to go back to the apartment, get Dave's unloaded gun from the downstairs neighbor (I thought he'd be more of a distraction to the goons, but guess not), load it, and try shooting the locks. 

But if we're backtracking I'd prefer to try the Establishment first.

[Galzria]

Should we try and find a different car first?

Slow the car down and pull into the nearest parking lot, making a point to circle around to the back so that we're out of view of the street while we contemplate our options.

[sudgy]

> Pull Dave from hammerspace
> Ask Dave for combination
> Ask Dave for key
> Explain to Dave he'll go back into my hammerspace or Kuildeous's hammerspace depending on the cooperative nature of his responses

He says he doesn't know the combination, and he doesn't have the key.  He says that this isn't his car, his suitcases, etc.

> Unscrew locks with screwdriver
> Insert screwdriver into seam of suitcase
> Hit screwdriver with hammer

There are no screws on the locks.  they seem to be part of the suitcase itself.

Slow the car down and pull into the nearest parking lot, making a point to circle around to the back so that we're out of view of the street while we contemplate our options.

You go into the back of the nearest parking lot (a Five Guys).

Point at Establishment.

You point at the Legitimate Establishment as Galzria is turning into Five Guys.  As you're looking, you see three more government goon cars come out of Legitimate Establishment.  They start driving down the street, and they see you going into Five Guys.

[Jorbles]

Enter Five Guys
Grab as many peanuts as possible

[sudgy]

Enter Five Guys
Grab as many peanuts as possible

You enter Five Guys and grab as many peanuts as possible.  The workers start chasing after you, trying to get you out, as they don't want a monkey in their store.

[Voltgloss]

> Enter Five Guys
> Announce "Surprise health inspection.  We received reports of monkey feces in this establishment."
> Smoothly vault counter
> Take sack of potatoes
> Make a bacon cheeseburger for Dave

[sudgy]

> Enter Five Guys
> Announce "Surprise health inspection.  We received reports of monkey feces in this establishment."
> Smoothly vault counter
> Take sack of potatoes
> Make a bacon cheeseburger for Dave

You do all that.  They somehow believe you.  You see the government goons turn into the driveway through the front door.

[Kuildeous]

Stand between monkey and workers

[sudgy]

Stand between monkey and workers

You stand between Jorbles and the workers.  Everybody in the restaurant (including the workers) runs out from the stench.

[Kuildeous]

Take fry grease.
Pour fry grease on floor in front of door.

[sudgy]

Take fry grease.
Pour fry grease on floor in front of door.

You pour the fry grease on the floor in front of the door.  The government goons come in and slip.

[Galzria]

Get out of the car (why didn't the Goons just come for me? Silly Goons)

Carefully approach doors and throw Cellophane S's at each worker. Poke holes so they can breath. Place a handful of peanuts in each trap so they can eat.

Walk up to Volt at the counter and order a double bacon burger all the way with a large order of fries. (To go)

[Voltgloss]

> Make and hand over Galz's order
> Make Jorbles a peanutburger with a side of peanuts
> Ask Kuildeous for his order
> Make myself a delicious hot dog with mustard and relish (no ketchup)
> Take a goon's gun
> Shoot the suitcase lock

[Jorbles]

Take peanut burger.
Pelt fallen goons with peanuts.

[Kuildeous]

Order hamburger with extra onions.

[sudgy]

Get out of the car (why didn't the Goons just come for me? Silly Goons)

Carefully approach doors and throw Cellophane S's at each worker. Poke holes so they can breath. Place a handful of peanuts in each trap so they can eat.

They are now trapped in Cellophane.

Walk up to Volt at the counter and order a double bacon burger all the way with a large order of fries. (To go)

> Make and hand over Galz's order
> Make Jorbles a peanutburger with a side of peanuts
> Ask Kuildeous for his order
> Make myself a delicious hot dog with mustard and relish (no ketchup)

You make all the food for everybody (except Kuildeous, as he hasn't ordered yet).

> Take a goon's gun
> Shoot the suitcase lock

You shoot the suitcase lock, but the bullet ricochets off and hits one of the goons.  He is now dead.

Take peanut burger.
Pelt fallen goons with peanuts.

You pelt the fallen goons with peanuts.

Order hamburger with extra onions.

You order it.

[Galzria]

Take the car keys from the Goons

Walk back outside with my order and look down the street back towards the Establishment.

No reason to keep having to hotwire the old car, and besides, this new one might have more information in/on it.